brahma chicken

A giant ass chicken that lowkey looks like a dog. It is the size of an elementary school kid so it's kinda scary (it is harmless

Person 1: What the hell is that!!!!!!!!
Person 2: It's a Brahma Chicken, the chicken of the future.

by kehlanislayyysmylife79 March 21, 2017

astronaut chicken

A precooked whole chicken from the deli section. So called because it comes in a clear plastic box, reminiscent of a one-man space capsule.

"Let's run into the store and pick up an astronaut chicken, man; I don't want to cook."

by Amythe3lder March 2, 2015

Runway Chicken

A game played at an airport where 2 or more people run across the runway and whoever makes it across the runway or gets shot by TSA last wins

"Hey Jerry, up for a game of Runway Chicken?"
"I don't know man, I heard Tommy fuckin died last time we played."

by Peepus February 19, 2018

sticky chicken

Referring to the tactile comparison between one’s junk and that of handling drying raw chicken. Clinging or sticky.

Damn, my junk feels like a pound of sticky chicken after sexing up that girl!

by jackemmebob24 December 7, 2012

horny chicken

when someone is horny and their moans sound like a chicken squaking

or when someone is acting like well "a horny chicken" aka doing something gay or really downright retarded

"You saw what Emin did in class?"
"Yeah dude he kept squaking like a horny chicken".

by carnette September 23, 2023

chicken of the woods

An opossum.

Last night I shot the chicken of the woods cuz the fawker was eatin my cat food.

by sterr December 31, 2013

chicken beakin

Forming your fingers into a chicken beakin shape in order to bang a chick to loosen her up

I was chicken beakin this slut just so I could put the tip in

by DChomps August 6, 2018