a church that has grown big and fast and anyone who doesnt go to church at all calls it a cult, but really more people go to it than dont. like 3,000 people go there.
besides, if that many people go there, how can it be a cult?
besides, if that many people go there, how can it be a cult?
by peaches July 24, 2004
Get the mclean bible churchmug. a city full of rich wanna-be's who claim DC. mostly snobby little preppy bitches who havent had to earn shit their whole life.
man1"where you from man?"
man2"DC"
man3"northern VA isn't DC, you stupid little bitch. Now get your faggot ass back in the kitchen and finish cookin my chicken pot pie before i stick it in your ass untill you squeel!"
man2"DC"
man3"northern VA isn't DC, you stupid little bitch. Now get your faggot ass back in the kitchen and finish cookin my chicken pot pie before i stick it in your ass untill you squeel!"
by JPMoney May 24, 2005
Get the Falls Church Citymug. by Larrys_hoe69 September 29, 2021
Get the niall the church boymug. by somebodyelsealtogether October 9, 2007
Get the Native American Churchmug. A crazed group of mentally instable teenagers who cut themselves and worship Davey Havok (though they claim not to) . Most likely responsible for the blood letters he has recieved. Have their own 10 commandments, and have "sisters" who run the site on freewebs. Not to be confused with Church of Havok- a fan site.
Alice: Today while searching for Church of Havok I came across The Church of Davey Havok
Charlie: Oh you mean that site where tweens go and talk about how much Davey is their God, and how gorgous he is?
Alice: Exactly
Charlie: Oh you mean that site where tweens go and talk about how much Davey is their God, and how gorgous he is?
Alice: Exactly
by Jam-in-a-can July 10, 2010
Get the The Church of Davey Havokmug. A North Georgia Sludge/Doom/Stoner Metal Band.
Founded by Chris "Weezer" Lamb in 2008. At this point, the band consists of 4 members. Guitarist, vocalist, bassist, and lyricist Weezer Lamb and drummer, vocalist, and lyricist Jerry Wooldridge, Guitarist Jeff Chastain, and Bassist Bryce "Brainchild" Simpson. They now have 2 albums out.
They sound like Down, Electric Wizard, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Pantera, and Crowbar.
Founded by Chris "Weezer" Lamb in 2008. At this point, the band consists of 4 members. Guitarist, vocalist, bassist, and lyricist Weezer Lamb and drummer, vocalist, and lyricist Jerry Wooldridge, Guitarist Jeff Chastain, and Bassist Bryce "Brainchild" Simpson. They now have 2 albums out.
They sound like Down, Electric Wizard, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Pantera, and Crowbar.
Guy: "Did you check out Alabama Church Fire's new Green Album on Bandcamp?"
Girl: "Who the heck is Alabama Church Fire?"
Guy: "Get out."
Girl: "Who the heck is Alabama Church Fire?"
Guy: "Get out."
by Jwolf1101 November 16, 2013
Get the alabama church firemug. And God spoke
Let all your work cease, let the field crops rot and be eaten by the beast of the forests. Kill the beasts of the forests and do not eat them, let them rot, for I have spoken and the children of the world shall starve.
For there is no longer a need to for exaltation in hunger, for the purpose of my children has been fulfilled. The earth has been emptied of all resources and all that is left is to transend reality into the spirit world. So that we can overcome our hunger related limitations. The time of the great nothingness has come. We will now be able to enjoy the vast pleasures of the universe.
Fear not death from starvation. For enduring starvation and sub coming to death you will begin a journey unlike any other that you have experienced. Your god waits for you with open eyes, to guide you into the afterlife, where life energy abounds and my children will no longer suffer. I have created this plane for all of my children, as a temporal destination location, until a new planet is ready for the souls of my children to find organic hosts to control.
By Duke Williamson Tennant founder of the
Church of Late Duederotofme
Let all your work cease, let the field crops rot and be eaten by the beast of the forests. Kill the beasts of the forests and do not eat them, let them rot, for I have spoken and the children of the world shall starve.
For there is no longer a need to for exaltation in hunger, for the purpose of my children has been fulfilled. The earth has been emptied of all resources and all that is left is to transend reality into the spirit world. So that we can overcome our hunger related limitations. The time of the great nothingness has come. We will now be able to enjoy the vast pleasures of the universe.
Fear not death from starvation. For enduring starvation and sub coming to death you will begin a journey unlike any other that you have experienced. Your god waits for you with open eyes, to guide you into the afterlife, where life energy abounds and my children will no longer suffer. I have created this plane for all of my children, as a temporal destination location, until a new planet is ready for the souls of my children to find organic hosts to control.
By Duke Williamson Tennant founder of the
Church of Late Duederotofme
by Lord Duke Williamson Tennant August 20, 2008
Get the Church of Late Duederotofmemug.