A big testicled male with a seven inch cock who is six feet tall. Also, he enjoys bullying short Mexican women.
by yurvy scurvy February 9, 2022
Get the Christophemug. He is a caring guy that loves the girl Theresa because she is really cute pretty and funny and caring she makes him laugh when he needs it
by Sjkdbdjdn June 9, 2019
Get the Christophermug. When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”
Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”
by Detergent man January 5, 2022
Get the Christopher Swanmug. A tall sexy beast. All of his prison guard could never take their eyes off him. He looks fantastic in orange. His server is filled with pictures of middle school hoes. He’s the best communist leader (principle) I’ve ever had!!! Might have to sneak into prison to see him ;) His ex wife currently resides in North Dakota
by Jason baake June 3, 2019
Get the Christopher endicottmug. A young black man with an incredibly small penis. He often paps to little loli girls and screams "WGERES THE BURN" in Pokemon showdown
by I am 18 years old June 5, 2018
Get the Christopher Johnstonmug. 
• hot bald male who has a three footer
• fucks instruments for a living
• makes music out of his wife’s moans
• in the band echolyn with his sexy bandmates
• blows instruments like a girl blowing your cock
• fucks instruments for a living
• makes music out of his wife’s moans
• in the band echolyn with his sexy bandmates
• blows instruments like a girl blowing your cock
by CockSuker911 July 25, 2022
Get the christopher buzbymug.