butter my biscuits

to cum all over a womans ass after sex

"put that butter on my biscuits"
"o honey butter my biscuits"

by i love the bagina August 8, 2009

butter face

A girl with an ugly face but good body.

The cheerleader is a butter face because her body was rockin but her face was hideous.

by paige -al November 26, 2006

butter my bagel

The most desired action of endearment. One is to receive this only after they have become exclusive in their relationship. When men receive this act of love they often moan, lick their lips, and beg for more. A woman performs this act of endearment by applying butter to a freshly toasted bagel and then delivering it to her significant other.

The smell of my wife's buttered bagel caused me to wake up before my alarm. That day was the best day of my life, I didn't even have to whisper in her ear... butter my bagel.

by keep_it_realistic May 16, 2012

Pull a Butler

To "Butler" or to "Pull a Butler" is to assure someone or (more usually) a group of people their interests are being tended to, while simultaneously demonstrating that you have neither the power or inclination to do so.

It is believed to derive from butlers of the 19th century being notoriously unreliable. A competing theory posits that it originates from the north-east Kansas region.

Analogous to the expression: "Barth-up" paperwork.

"Dude I've been practicing the lines to 'Hamlet' for months and now the day before the performance the theater director is telling me we're actually gonna do 'The Producers'"

"HA! Damned if he didn't just pull a Butler on you, sucka!"

by Omnibus92883 September 16, 2010

Four Burner Stove

A metaphor used to describe a person's love life. Different love interests are placed on different burners, which can then be turned up or down depending on the owner of the stove's interest in that person from day-to-day.

Four Burner Stove theory states that the healthiest beings have four, and only four, burners lit at a time regardless of their relationship status.

Cody looked so hot last night, his burner's flame went from low to high on my Four Burner Stove.

by Basecamp Badger March 16, 2009

churns my butter

Southern term for when someone makes you sexually aroused or intrigued.

He really churns my butter.

by Tympanic Pulse February 13, 2013

butter beast

A rather large, possibly obese individual

I'm so bloated! Feeling like such a butter beast!!!!

by skingirl March 14, 2010