Breakfast in Bed

When you wake up your partner or lover after a long pleasurable night of sex by inserting your penis roughly into their anus after masturbating previously to the point of ejaculation. As she turns around to yell at you, "WTF," you blow your load into her mouth.

My fiancée asked me last night to bring her breakfast in bed in the morning after we got done making love. I'm not normally the type for sentimental stuff. Little did she know, she was in for a treat.

by Timmy, Josh, Branden, Taven March 17, 2011

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Awkward Breakfast

The awkward moment when you wake up after having slept with someone you probably shouldn't have.

Girl: After Brad dumped me, his older brother took me out for drinks. The next morning I woke up in his bed! Talk about an awkward breakfast.

Emmett: Dude, did you see Bella leaving Jasper's room half naked?

Rosalie: No! Talk about an awkward breakfast! I'm telling Edward!

Emmett: He probably already knows. He can read minds, remember?

Rosalie: Oh yeah... >:O

by Bczargirl April 23, 2009

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Colombian Breakfast

waking up and doing a line of cocaine to get your day off to the best possible start

Jack: "Wow Luke you seem very energetic and focused this morning!"
Luke: "Yeah I had a Colombian Breakfast, I'm feeling fucking fantastic! FUCK FRUIT AND FIBRE."

by broadsword March 16, 2014

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Tokyo Breakfast

Japanese TV series with an infamous trailer that has been circulating around the interweb with such classic dialogue as "Good morning, Nigga", and "Good morning to you, Niggaaaaaa!"

Hey, did you see that Tokyo Breakfast trailer, nigga?

by Poleary December 30, 2003

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