illusion booger

a booger that is hanging in mid air attached to a nose hair that can't be seen. seems to be an illusion.

Jennifer had an illusion booger.

by Lindsay November 5, 2002

Dick booger

Dried up seman that forms on the penile area

This dick booger won't come off my penile area, I might have to take a shower

by Corey sinopoli March 9, 2009

The Boobie Man

Whilst two males are performing a spit roast on a woman, a third male known as 'The Boobie Man' sits under the woman and fondles her breasts whilst the other males continue to spit-roast her.

E.g. Any standard spit-roast scenario, (i.e male 1 inside girls mouth, male 2 inside girls arse) with the inclusion of a third male whose sole purpose is to fondle the girls breasts. The third male known as The Boobie man has usually been demoted to this position as he is deemed unsuitable to hold a true spit roasting position by his fellow roasters.

by Word Whore April 29, 2009

boogered

The act of getting extremely inebriated

Nick and Adam got boogered at the Irish Pub last night, they didn't show up to work for 3 days.

by Nick4875 January 7, 2011

runaway booger

When you pick your nose while playing Halo 3 and stick it to your lower quad just above your knee. You plan to flush it once your done playing, but you never remember. When you finally do remeber, the booger is gone and you wonder where you lost it.

Guy 1: "Man, I love raping the crap out of people who don't know how to XBOX."

Guy 2: "Oh, yeah. I know. Oh man, that is a big booger.

Guy 1: "Make sure you treat that booger right, or it might become one of those runaway boogers I been hearin' about."

by Jake Kot November 4, 2007

boobies

snuggly nuzzle nuzzles

Spread boobs.
Insert face.
Rub vigorously.

by mi amor March 9, 2003

booger

Residue in the nose, dried snot

"ugh, there's a massive booger hanging out of your nose, please clean it!"

by Anya Ali January 15, 2003