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gummi bearing

Woman exercising braless - bouncing here and there and everywhere
She was home alone and didnt want to wear a tight bra while exercising so she decided to go gummi bearing.
by calandarman March 20, 2014
mugGet the gummi bearingmug.

[Square Bear]

A bottle of Bundaberg Rum. Named after its square shape and Polar bear logo.
Got a 40 oz Square Bear and 1.2L Coke, all set!
by ringfeeder December 23, 2008
mugGet the [Square Bear]mug.

bear in mind

Due to the unfettering threat of bear attacks - stemmed by one Mr. Stephen Colbert - it is an idiom that suggests one should be mindful of there surroundings, especially when one ventures into known bear territory (Note: Terra Firma is considered bear territory).

This phrase can intrinsically refer to Melissophobia as well.
Suzy: "You wanna go on a hike up Blood Mountain?"

Trevor: "I'd love too! We should bear in mind the dangers of hiking that mountain though."

Suzy: "Bear in mind what dan-"

*Out of nowhere, a black bear (ninja bear) mauls Suzy to death. Trevor is speechless. . . but goes on the hike anyways. The End.*
by JDMGio January 19, 2011
mugGet the bear in mindmug.

Rupert Bear

'Rupert the Bear' is a fictional character created by Mary Tourtel in the 1920s.
Everyone loves Rupert the Bear! His TV show was truly superb.
by kingmustard May 8, 2005
mugGet the Rupert Bearmug.

bear job

Receiving a blow job, while taking a shit, while in the woods, possibly while camping.
While on a camping trip I had to take this huge shit, however this chick wanted my nuts, so she gave me a bear job in thw woods.
by Deputydog April 24, 2011
mugGet the bear jobmug.

Muffler bearings

A real howl for prank-calling kids of our 70's past: get a naive auto parts clerk on the phone (dumb teen, etc.) and ask for "muffler bearings". A bigger howl when they realize the gag, and get back on the phone and cuss you out.

Obviously dated, due to caller ID.

Related to asking for "Johnson Rods"
see above described usage
by Zelph August 9, 2004
mugGet the Muffler bearingsmug.

bear claw

all these made up definitions are ridiculous. the only definition bear claw is a fucking pastry.
by youarewho February 23, 2009
mugGet the bear clawmug.

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