by deencee08 October 10, 2016

A set of nonsensical choices that indicate a high degree of confusion about what to do next, in the sense that neither of them is even remotely realistic but the party concerned is so radically confused that he might consider them.
Jake is Mike's best friend.
When Mike saw the damage Jake had done to his car, he didn't know whether to shit or go blind.
When Mike saw the damage Jake had done to his car, he didn't know whether to shit or go blind.
by Lanky75 October 20, 2006

truly one of the best bands of all time. with their mix of unique instrumentals and original lyrics, they've managed to last well beyond their '90's contemporaries. popular songs included semi-charmed life, never let you go, jumper, how's it gonna be, and blinded. they have released 3 albums to date: third eye blind, blue, and out of the vein. ursa major, their next album, is set to release in spring '09, along with ursa minor (tracks that didn't make it onto the main album). an EP released in november '08 previewed some of the tracks, which hold true to third eye blind's style.
mostly appealing to the college and high school kids that grew up to their music, third eye blind definitely knows how to get a crowd going. they are set to tour this spring.
mostly appealing to the college and high school kids that grew up to their music, third eye blind definitely knows how to get a crowd going. they are set to tour this spring.
by PalmReader March 30, 2009

The scent of a Jimmy Dean sausage that you get while blindfolded, before knowing that it is a sausage.
As I sat blindfolded, the blind sausage whiff was not something I found pleasant until Link told me that there was a sausage in my plate
by rayofson July 15, 2022

The best band ever. Some damn true lyrics that all can relate to and fucking beautiful music. There first album (self-titled) is their best yet. Their 2nd album "Blue" wasnt too goodbut had a few VERY good tracks. And their newest album "Out of the Vein" was not too bad, but their best shit is on their first album, and the lyrics are magic.
by Hamydeez October 5, 2003

She offered to blow me while I was driving her home, but I was worried about post ejaculatory blindness
by bigstraightfollowing September 26, 2008

I went to the sex shop and bought a new blind woman's stick with the money I got from Grandma for Christmas.
by Lynn Newport December 16, 2010
