batmitzvah

oxford says:
Bar mitzvah is a Jewish coming of age ritual for boys, whereas Bat mitzvah is a Jewish coming of age ritual for girls.

i say
skip the crappy shul and go to the nightclub party loads of gw and more shitzzzzzzzzz but u may cme a jewish woman but no drinking and no puberty not done u may be bat mitzvah with no tits

batmitzvah lets goooooooooooo

by gossipgirlxoxoxixo April 13, 2020

batman calzony

A confectious dish filled with grease, manduca larvae, pepperoni, cum cheese, and nice moist bread. A delectable and savory treat that will be sure to fill up all your holes.

Hey, have you had that batman calzony yet?

No, but I will now because I am a retard!!!! :)))

by hawaiicaesarsnftballs February 8, 2022

mad bates

similar to master bates; opposite of happy bates; someone who doesn't give a shit

Who was that guy that took those three girls home from the bar last night?
That was mad bates he does that all the time.

by mad abby December 19, 2011

Double Batman

adj. comes from the game Injustice: Gods Among Us, where at one point there are two Batmen.

Is used to describe something so terribly or impossibly awesome

"Dude those hot wings are so Double Batman" or "Dude those hot wings are Double Batman"

by Doctor Hurgen May 14, 2013

ryan james bates

A person who doesn’t like non-whites and has a hairy lower back

Bro shave your back you look like a Ryan James Bates!
Nah bro it defines who I am!

by Chester McBadbat November 28, 2019

russell bates

one who is a fucking idiot, has a small penis which is used
for ramming cats up the ass =)

fuck you just pulled a russell
fuck you russell bates!

ex: james why can't my cat walk?
cause i pulled a russell

by dave nielsen March 21, 2008

batman-ing

Batman-ing or to do the batman is a game/competition played by men. It consists of crossing your arms and putting your fingers in a 'ok' sign language position, over your eyes, while saying "batman".
The ok sign resembles the batmask, and your arms must be crossed.
The girl should ideally NOT find out!

- "dude what's your latest batman-ing scoret"
- "i could only do 2, we fucked missionary stlye"
-"lame, noob".

by frenchiethefool June 5, 2011