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basketball

The act of pushing a female's head up and down while she is performing a blowjob, resembling the motion of bouncing a basketball on the ground.
"Yo did she suck your dick last night?"
"Hell yea brah I played basketball with that bitch!"
by Rossiferr January 6, 2009
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basketball shorts

Also known as athletic shorts, shorts worn primarily by teenage boys and basic straight men who have no wardrobe. Likely paired with a tee shirt and name brand athletic shoes that are incredibly overpriced.
1) "Do you own anything other than basketball shorts?!"

"Yeah, I have sweatpants too!"
by patricko1999 March 4, 2017
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Jizz Basket

A Term most commonly used to describe an ass full of semen

2. A Womens mouth full of semen
Yo that ho michlle is a serious jizz basket man pha sho
by Matthew & Gary May 3, 2004
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basketball head

A man or woman with a very large head
I am gonna get drunk and fuck basketball head tonight.
by Slungsolow September 27, 2003
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Basketball People

Basketball people
/ˈbɑ skɪtbɔ l ˈpi pl/noun
Often described as people that play basketball , or the type of people that chills around eating KFC ( Kentucky Fried Chicken) or watermelon. Typically known as "gangster", "public servants","ancient farming tools". Basketball people can be found playing basketball or at your local KFC. Often called Jamal or Tyrone
Jamal- "At night time I was invisible like a ghost and come from behind of people and scare them, my long height makes me more scarier as my knee grows at an extremely fast rate." I hate basketball people
Tyrone- " After dark I had the power to turn invisible but non-chocalate people always use a special word against me like "Nagger", "Watermelon muncher", Cool-Aid eater"
by Daquavious the Third September 26, 2023
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fruit basket

Naked man shoves his penis back behind his legs and between his balls.
My best friend walked in his dad's room and his dad gave him a fruit basket.
by condoms.com July 30, 2003
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basking ridge

a town going indefinitely emo. Many guys wear the tightest pants ensuring they 1)will not be able to feel their wangs after being in such a tight pouch for the day 2) will never be able to reproduce because they became sterile before hitting 18. Also there are no true preps. They are usually a bunch of the sluttiest bitches ever seen on the face of the earth. Such as... ao. ev. df. etc. Many of these basking ridge kids learn to get high using alcohol, and marijuana before they are five feet tall. Being skinny is a goal, but there are only so many that are priveliged enough to be so. The others are giant blimps such as kp. and jd. wow... Most have so much money and the schools serve so much crap that they just shove whatevers placed before them in their mouth. What can I say? B-ridge kids weren't raised to be smart. Now the teachers are trying to shield the kids from so many horrors of the world such as "sex" GASP. What they don't know is kids here have learned to play bump and grind even before 5th grade. However there are a few more... valuable minds of Basking Ridge. They are going to be bernardsville's future bosses, so don't bitch and we won't fire you. These you can find usually in the more advanced classes, but even then many of them succumb to the peer pressure by high school and start drinking, smoking and in other words loosing the brain cells they have. But still... WE STILL FUCKING PARTY HARDER THEN ANY OF YOU!! plus with our wealth we have more to spend on motherfucking parties, and our bar/bat mitzvah's are the shiz!! don't hate because we richer then you.
ew. basking ridge??
don't hate, we just better then you bitches
by boberett April 25, 2006
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