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apocalypse food

Food that you stocked up for when you get hungry and it's the last reliable source. Especially for when you're high, drunk, both, or just feel like a fat ass.

It usually tends to be snack food or junk food. Basically food you'd store up for the apocalypse.
Person 1: Dude, why are you getting so much food?
Person 2: It's my apocalypse food. Whenever there's an emergency, it's there.
by ShallowsEnd September 7, 2013
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Apocalypse Girl

A girl who has sex with a large number of men with no regard for her relationship status or personal health. Similar to the act of storing a lot of meat in a freezer in preparation for the impending apocalypse.

Shorter terms can be A-slut or A-hoe.
"Bro, look at that chick out there on the d-floor in the tight black dress and big boots."
"Yeah man, don't tap that, she's a huge Apocalypse Girl, you'll probably get the herp er' somethin."
"Man, there's so many of those A-sluts these days.. shit."
by Murc March 14, 2014
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apocalapathy

From "apocalypse" + "apathy". The feeling of stressed out resignation when faced with the impending collapse of life on planet earth. It would require drastically different social conditions/norms/institutions to resolve the problem than the ones currently on hand. You know collapse is coming and can't do anything about it without some really hard work - which you don't really want to attempt to do because you feel it's futile anyway.
I just read that global warming will cause earth to become uninhabitable by most bacteria within our lifetime. I can really feel the apocalapathy setting in.
by J'swhey July 6, 2014
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apocalapse

A lapse of concentration so terrible, and with such awful timing, that it results in almost or actual apocalyptic consequences.
I was doing the school run, when I had a complete apocalapse and ended up mowing down 17 children. It lasted so long I didn't stop and trailed their blood all the way home...
by Flobalobalob July 17, 2014
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apocalypse skill

A skill, usually done with the aid of technology, which is completely pointless to learn how to do manually, as one would only lose access to technology in an apocalypse scenario, but that skill would be completely useless in an apocalypse.
"Hey Brie, can you help me out with MLA format?"
"No way Thomas, that's a total apocalypse skill. Just use a computer!"
by Game of Thrones stole my name October 10, 2016
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Apocalypse envy

"gosh religious people have a lot of pent up apocalypse envy, I sure hope a giant meteor whipes us out before the next election."
by peat pulp July 1, 2016
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Apocalyptic Cats

Cats that start worldwide disaster by wasting all the metal by eating cat food and they eat all the fish so no more marine life and they kill all the rats and mice so there is too many mousetraps and cheese then the humans tred on the moustraps and die and the cats drink all the milk so the cows have to boost production and they get so tired that they die and they are being led by a Cat-aclysmic Cat.
Cat lover: I have 100 Apocalyptic cats and a Cat-aclysmic Cat
Cat hater: Finally! My cat cannon will come in use!
Cat lover: Hey what?? NO!
Cat hater: Yes! They will start apocalypse!
Cat lover: They are my cats, you can't do anything about them.
Cat hater: World War III! Prepare to die sucker!
by Horse Power January 2, 2017
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