apple mctoaster

slurred speech by that of an Italian ginzo as a result of drinking an excessive amount of alcoholic beverages. Some acts of this can be blurred vision, redonkulous comments and phrases such as crevices and caves, and loss of balance. One may feel as if they are walking on icy lava with the assistance of their good ol friend captain morgan.

Dude, my friend was so trashed on Thursday night he was saying wack shit such as apple mctoaster

by harry panees November 10, 2010

Devil Apple

A devil apple is an apple that has rained terror on lunch tables around the world. No one knows who created the first devil apple, but one things for certain, a devil apple is an apple that someone takes a bite out of and throws it down a lunch table. No one wants to touch it 1. Because that dude took a friggin bite out of an apple and 2. Because that apples one goal in life is to posses all the humans on earth. And it does this for one reason, so it can turn all humans into slaves of its devil apple orchards. However, dont be fooled by thinking your safe with broccoli. If the brocoli has been bitten out of once and left alone, their is almost a 99.99 percent chance it has a devil apple strain in it. This goes for all other fruits as well. But their is hope! By throwing a devil apple in a trash can you can kill its demonic spirit.

2 normal people sitting at a lunch table eating, as an apple with a bite out of it rolls their way. "OH CRUD DEVIL APPLE!" "FIND A TRASH CAN QUICK!!!!"

by Whos dat lady April 10, 2013

Gungan Apple

Common sex act of the gungans, banned on twelve planets.

Me'sa gonna get my gungan apple on yo.

by SirShrew September 1, 2017

apple penis

A penis with a large tip.

YO! he has an apple penis, It didn't fit.

by Hotdog5274 January 25, 2022

Apple Mask

The most useless thing of all time.

Person 1: I went to the store to buy some overprized masks.
Person 2: I just bough the Apple mask! Its reusable and has a nice and clean look.
Person 1: But that's just a facema-
Person 2: Shut up, peasant.

by 12 Year Olds Hate Me September 25, 2020

Apple Bobbing

Giving someone a hickey directly on his Adams apple.

"Mike looked so stupid after some chick went apple bobbing on him"

by TXarno February 4, 2019

AppL P1e

The best video gamer out there

When you die to AppL P1e, you should say gg and not be a toxic loser

by That wise Greek person April 24, 2022