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Alpha Dork

a term used to describe the dominant dork among a group of dorks.
Among the group of short-wave radio hobbyists, John obnoxiously exerted his status as the ALPHA DORK among his peers, frequently swooping in to interrupt conversations with indecipherable lingo, especially as outsiders attempted to strike up conversations among his female peers.
by beatpedal April 19, 2009
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Alpha Stud

An Alpha Stud is an individual; male/female, gay/straight that possess strength and courage with a go-getter mentality. Alpha Studs have similar characteristics to those of an Alpha Male. Alpha Studs are down to earth, laid back, and easy to talk to.
She is an Alpha Stud.
He is an Alpha Stud.
by StudAlpha1 November 17, 2016
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Alphaglitch

A small gay stupid YouTuber that gets exposed for sub botting and clickbait
Wow it's a very rare species it's an alphaglitch
by Skullmask December 13, 2016
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alphabetti spaghetti

A HEINZ Brand Spaghetti. It contains that has the "spaghetti" shaped into various Letter within the English Alphabet, all within a small tomato soup sized can.
ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!?!?!
by JustTypingStuff May 4, 2018
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alpha

super mega cockblocker simp for everyone else
you are an alpha
by aaronisasimp November 7, 2020
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Alpha Gamer

A person of whom's awesome gaming abilitys are blessed by God himself.
"That is the difference between you and I Silver the Hedgehog, I'm a Alpha Gamer."
by Dean Baquet April 13, 2022
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Poopular Alphabet

A is for annoying, always dissing what is "odd".

B is for booty, the second only thing they think about.

C is for cheat, their only talent.

D is for their grade point average, must I say anymore?

E is for everyone, who they are trying to please.

F is for "fag", what they call what is different.

G is for "Gods", that which they think they are.

H is for humane, that which they don't care about.

I is for individuality, that which they don't have.

J is for jokes that they play on other people.

K is for kool, for the ones who can't spell.

L is for lame, the point which they fear.

M is for misinformed, thinking that being popular is the most important thing.

N is fir no respect, what they give others.

O is for opaque, cause you can see right through them.

P is for pressure, the kind that they put on each other.

Q is for quite loud, for they are never quiet.

R is for ridicule, what they do to everyone else.

S is for simple, they see only in black and white.

T is for torment, what they do on a daily basis.

U is for universal, for they are EVERYWHERE!!!

V is for vindictive, what more can I say.

W is for window licker, 'cause most have a low GPA.

X is for (e)x-girlfriends, of which they have plenty.

Y is for you, that which they don't care for.

Z is for zero, how many the world wants!!!
Person 1: Hey, that guy totally matches the Emo alphabet!!! Lol!!!
Person 2: And you are starting to match the Poopular alphabet.... I'm outta here!!!
by The Emo Avenger!!! October 16, 2008
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