cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure

cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure, this occurs when someone consumes an unhealthy amount of cOrN bEEf AsH, there is a rumor that this is a safe food and can be consumed in large amounts. But this is very untrue!

Quick Oliver Calvert is having a cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure, someone give him some Green Mango Chutney!

by Rogueybear January 7, 2021

Hop on ash police

Saying this to a PERSON means they have to have rough anal sex with you. Gay or not, you can't deny this.

"Hey wanna hop on ash police?"
"Sure!"

by pussy nigga balls April 19, 2022

frogging ash pole

A hilariously bad re-dubbed piece of dialogue used in place of "fucking asshole" in the summer 1998 film "There's Something About Mary" when lovesick Ted (played by Ben Stiller) confronts stalkers Healy (Matt Dillon), a former private eye hired by Ted to find her who subsequently also falls for Mary and Tucker (Lee Evans), a friend of Mary's pretending to be someone other than his pizza delivery job really is.

Healy: You're calling <i>me</i> a stalker?

Ted: (waving bottle) You're a frogging ash pole.

by Urban Squirrel March 8, 2013

doing an Ash

Stealing, cheating,crashing on bikes, lying, asking for bowls of cereal upon entering someone's house and trying it on with girls that have boyfriends...

Example 1 of Doing an Ash

Bob: Hey Olly can I meet your girlfriend uptown today?

Olly: No stop being an Ash!

Example 2

Bob: Hey olly can have a bowl of cereal ?, and oh btw I met your girlfriend uptown even though I said I wouldn't.

Olly: :|

Mike: Man Bob jus properly triple Ash'd you there!

by wahgwanology May 19, 2009

push your ash

When one removes their ash from the smoking implement before you pass it to the next person..

*passes over bong with ash still in it*

Oi mate, push your ash!

by Dry - burrow March 25, 2018

Cherry-Ash

Putting your cigarette out half-way in hopes to smoke the other end. This usually done by flicking the "cherry" out.

I was smoking a cigarette and only wanted half it, so I decided to cherry-ash it.

I can only handle smoking half of a cigarette so usually I cherry-ash it halfway through.

by Chetto Burrito November 13, 2011

Tapping the ash

The act of wiggling ones ass,whilst dropping a log,to knock off the cocktail sausage sized piece of shit clinging on for dear life to the asshole hairs

Are you going to be much longer your grace?

No father,im just tapping the ash

by shitty Nico November 18, 2004