Caramel-Covered Apple

Balling your hand up into a fist so tight that it turns red and then punching your partner in the stomach so hard he/she shits herself, proceeding then to roll your red hand in the feces-filled underpants so that it looks like an apple covered in caramel or chocolate depending on what the person ate.

"Girl, why you holding your stomach? You pregnant? And what's that smell?"
"Ugh, my boyfriend treated himself to a caramel-covered apple just before you arrived."
"Sounds tasty. Can I have one?"
"..."

by The Terrible Tutor March 6, 2010

I am the storm that is approaching

A reference to Devil May Cry 5 Special Edition's theme song made by Casey Edwards and Victor Borba as the theme song is for Dante's twin brother, Vergil (spoiler alert! He's Nero's father).

Person 1: Hey dude! Are you ready to fight some monsters in that new MMORPG?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Let's go!
*When playing the game and chatting with other players*
Person 2: Let's get this over with!

*Person 2 falls behind*
Person 2: Ah damn it!
*Person 2 keeps falling behind*

Person 2: Okay that's it!

*Person 2 goes on full rage mode*
Person 2: I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING PROVOKING BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION!!!

by Muzaria December 24, 2021

Hiking the appalachian trail

cheating on your spouse

I was out "Hiking the appalachian trail"

by Spartan1986 July 5, 2009

Apple fanboy

A single-layered thinking drone originally thought to exist in only small numbers. To help them assimilate into the real world, a computer with only simple functions so that the drones don't get confused was created. Eventually, more products were produced after it was discovered that the number or drones are in the millions. While scientists have been unable to find ways to increase brain performance in this species, a corporation named "Apple" has had financial success in at least convincing that the drone specimen is vastly superior to that of everything else.

A specimen of "Apple fanboy" of this species will act partially retarded.

by Admiral Exellent June 6, 2010

extreme apple picking

The sport of driving through an apple orchard at approximately 15-25 mph with your car windows open, and grabbing as many apples as you can without getting hit in the face by the branches.

Note: This sport was invented by Ike Vinpa, and he has the certificate to prove it

We almost got hurt last week when we went extreme apple picking

by Dave K January 16, 2004

Black Appeasement Culture

The culture of black appeasement, also once known as "negrophilia" can date back to almost a century, and is identifiable by its sheer affinity and preference towards anyone or anything of African descent. Over the years, it has made individuals and institutions appear more popular by street-level standards by being "cool with the black dudes" and pretending to be in tune with their way of thinking. This was prominent in 1960's America where pop groups of the time paid great homage to blues artists like B.B King & Muddy Waters, emulating their style and lingo which later influenced the entire black-appeasing hippie presence - evolving through decades of Afro-tainted pop culture. Even now, into the 2020's, the word on the street is still fundamentally 'black' where youth of all races have unwittingly borrowed style, music, speech, expressions and even mannerisms - originating from African origin. Modern media and advertising heavily reflects this in films, television and all pop culture where mixed-race dating is always an emphasis. To even challenge this may land the 'challenger' in politically correct condemnation even in the name of free speech. The 'word on the street' is BLACK and has been for decades. It remains that way, not for the achievements of civil rights, but for the sake of an unchallenged street credibility.

We must stop this black appeasement culture of BLM and its followers.

by daretobeunpopular October 17, 2020

Applecide

When a company switches back from Macs to PCs due to short-sighted costs cutting measures.

Oh My Gawd... they are going back to HP!

Applecide!

by rperazag May 12, 2010