alabama slammer

A big fat black dildo.

"This drawer is too small for my alabama slammer"

"I watched her sit on her alabama slammer and then I could see her tonsils"

by milphunter March 08, 2015

the alabama slamma

The act of body slamming a hoe while in a hug position with your d in her anus

Dude .. I gave this girl the alabama slamma last night

by Bamaman10 October 30, 2017

Alabama Forklift

The act of when a girl and her two male cousins perform a stunt in which they try to lift her up with nothing but their erect penises.

Cletus: Howdy fellur, i gave my cousin christine an Alabama Forklift with Leeroy on sunday,

Fellur: Well aint that dandy, i tried that with my Mom, snapped my dick in two.

by Dickfingers69 September 04, 2018

alabama ackkbar

when an alabama boy cums in his sister and calls out altar ackbar as he cums

man I gave my sister an alabama ackkbar

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 05, 2019

Alabama Republican

Someone who has sex with an underaged girl then blames Jesus when caught.

The Alabama Republican received more votes than his opponent since justifying the statatory rape with a bible verse.

by Tiny Baby Jesus November 10, 2017

alabama salad

Alabama Salad is the act of taking a shit in a gaped asshole and eating it out

Randy tossed an alabama salad to his dead puppy

by Alabama salad April 04, 2017

Alabama Jerk

When a close family relative assists in the performance of a Dutch Rudder.

I love going home for the holidays, I can always count on Mom for an Alabama Jerk.

by Joe Blow1 December 14, 2013