alabama slammer

A big fat black dildo.

"This drawer is too small for my alabama slammer"

"I watched her sit on her alabama slammer and then I could see her tonsils"

by milphunter March 7, 2015

Alabama Jerk

When a close family relative assists in the performance of a Dutch Rudder.

I love going home for the holidays, I can always count on Mom for an Alabama Jerk.

by Joe Blow1 December 13, 2013

Alabama Derby

When you're fucking your cousin and the movement on top keeps making the horse go faster and faster until you fall off

(To a group of people) Dude I Alabama Derby'd my hot aunt's daughter last night! It felt so good

by I like tiddies March 2, 2019

Alabama Forklift

The act of when a girl and her two male cousins perform a stunt in which they try to lift her up with nothing but their erect penises.

Cletus: Howdy fellur, i gave my cousin christine an Alabama Forklift with Leeroy on sunday,

Fellur: Well aint that dandy, i tried that with my Mom, snapped my dick in two.

by Dickfingers69 September 4, 2018

The Alabama Rodeo

The Alabama Rodeo is when during sexual intercourse, you have your children watch and make bets on who will finish first. The children can also be used as help (i.e. if a towel is needed, they will fetch it. if the air conditioning needs adjusted, they will adjust it. if the condom breaks, they will always have a new one ready to grab).

My wife and I were certainly pleased with the Alabama Rodeo last night! The kids were so helpful! They even folded our clothes once we tossed them on the ground! BTW Macy (my little girl) won the bet.

by definitiondaryus May 7, 2019

alabama ackkbar

when an alabama boy cums in his sister and calls out altar ackbar as he cums

man I gave my sister an alabama ackkbar

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019

alabama salad

Alabama Salad is the act of taking a shit in a gaped asshole and eating it out

Randy tossed an alabama salad to his dead puppy

by Alabama salad April 5, 2017