As a matter of fuck

Improved phrase of the original "as a matter of fact". People that use this phrase are either too badass or are just plain fucking cool.

Adam toobadassforyou: As a matter of fuck, I'm in the mood for subway!
Mariann justplainfuckingcool: As a matter of fuck, i am too!

As a matter of fuck by Adooma. March 2, 2011

he would fuck up a wet dream 

A person so incompetent he couldn't even adequately perform a natural function.

Don't trust George with that job. He would fuck up a wet dream.

he would fuck up a wet dream by barber of seville May 9, 2019

Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world 

A term of such disgustance that you are so fed up with the world that you wish to obscenely let it be known to all in the gesture of indecent exposere regardles of who sees or who is present you are fed up with all.

Hey How about this Economy or the what there doing with out tax dollars? Yeah it makes me just want to Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world!

Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world by [e-mail] August 4, 2009

what the fuck is a sonic? 

what is a sonic? i dunno.

what the fuck is a sonic?

what the fuck is a sonic? by frogs did 9/11 January 18, 2018

Holy Fuck and a Half 

An expression used when you are beyond pissed off and feel like punching a hole through everything you see and wanting to fucking explode.

Leroy: I just saw your girlfriend wearing some other guys sweatshirt.

Jenkins: holy fuck and a half, I'm going to fucking explode she annoys the living tits out of me

Holy Fuck and a Half by Harrypotter292949 October 16, 2011

eat a bowl of fuck 

Fuck off; Piss off.

Go eat a bowl of fuck.

eat a bowl of fuck by MoonKnight March 14, 2003

a million and fuck

An absolutely or relatively very large number, emphatically, with disregard for exactitude, and disdain for the fact of being large.

Rolling Stone: "So, Greatest Musician Ever, just how many copies of The Greatest Song Ever have you sold?"

GME: "A million and fuck, man."

Or:

Michael Phelps won a million and fuck gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.

a million and fuck by tmon March 17, 2011