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pete the meat puppet

a niche video on youtube by the clothing company DIESEL about a pinocchio knock off named Pete made out of meat and his downfall from him being the american dream to a former drug addict trying to find the meaning of life that not only traumatised several teens but was an ad campaign for designer jeans. It could be symbolic for the phrase "meat puppet" which is a human who mindlessly does things on other's commands, which pete is technically doing as so many young and successful celebrities at the time would fall into drug addictions and hedonism.

it could also refer to something such as an ad that has a bunch of effort put into it and insight just for it to promote some slop at the end
mf 1: ayo have you seen the pete the meat puppet video

mf 2: ye all that insight and trauma for designer jeans is insane
by Teyst September 3, 2024
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texas sneaky pete

The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.
The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.
by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019
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Sneeky Pete

When you are wiping you bottom, but the toilet paper breaks and you accidentally finger yourself
"Dude what took you so long in the bathroom"

" sorry man i got a sneeky pete and had to spend extra time washing."
by theglidemaster May 19, 2019
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Pete-Za

A nickname for a man who likes pizza.
"I see you are eating pizza again, Pete-Za."
by persononacouch December 21, 2022
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Pete

This best donkey you’ll ever meet he will buy you a coffee and eat your peen for lunch and sometimes brunch so watch out.
That is a cool Pete over there
by Marvin donk April 16, 2019
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pete

the handsomest guy you'll ever meet. some say he looks like kirby but pete actually came first. Related to sklarp
pete: pete
sklarp: hi pete
by pete peter fan May 11, 2019
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Pete Hegshit

The former Fox News propaganda network member, who is far more dangerous and incompetent as a cabinet member of Diaper Donald.
Pete Hegshit is a card-carrying douchebag, appointed by Diaper Donald to guide the US Military.
by LaughingAloud December 1, 2025
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