by Rawrrawrs3 December 21, 2021
Get the Inside Jokemug. A joke that is not at all funny and usually contains a reference to inside jokes shared only among his/her family or references to biblical figures.
(Playing baseball)
Batter: Toss me a seed (pitch to hit)
Pitcher: Yeah, if he throws you a seed, a bird will fly across the plate and Drew will hit the bird with the bat HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
Catcher: That was a complete Fish joke.
Batter: Toss me a seed (pitch to hit)
Pitcher: Yeah, if he throws you a seed, a bird will fly across the plate and Drew will hit the bird with the bat HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
Catcher: That was a complete Fish joke.
by Bary Bonds May 25, 2009
Get the Fish Jokemug. A surprisingly common scenario in which you present your friend with a proposal that if turned down remains a joke but if in the 1% chance it is accepted, is no longer a joke and you are serious about it.
Chadbrochill-Yo bro, go ahead and leave and get me some mcdonalds
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.
by ChadBroChill21 February 21, 2009
Get the 99% Jokemug. Joking about serious, or real life situation, while discretely shedding light on the truth of the matter.
*guy friend climbs on top of you*
Girl: I'm being raped *laughs*
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh I was half joking, but seriously get off.
Girl: I'm being raped *laughs*
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh I was half joking, but seriously get off.
by wonderlander2020 March 12, 2015
Get the Half Jokingmug. AV: Did you hear the timeless joke?
AV: No.
AV: It never gets old.
AV: I don't get it but maybe if you repeat it endlessly it will be funny again.
AV: That may never happen though. I think one timeless joke is enough.
AV: But is it self-referential enough?
AV: I don't know. In fact nobody knows.
AV: Then let's ask Him (nobody).
AV: we will return to this definition after eternity passes away to see if the joke is funny. Time will tell...
AV: No.
AV: It never gets old.
AV: I don't get it but maybe if you repeat it endlessly it will be funny again.
AV: That may never happen though. I think one timeless joke is enough.
AV: But is it self-referential enough?
AV: I don't know. In fact nobody knows.
AV: Then let's ask Him (nobody).
AV: we will return to this definition after eternity passes away to see if the joke is funny. Time will tell...
by NotTheIdentityThief June 30, 2018
Get the Timeless Jokemug. When Marsha finishes a sentence with "just jokes" she is not joking at all in fact she is deadly serious.
by Daralewis May 9, 2019
Get the Just Jokesmug. by boredassstudent April 28, 2023
Get the inside jokemug.