Thor's Hammer

When you are banging a chick and blow your load on her stomach. She is stuck there until you grab something for her to use to clean up.
"Ha! I left Thor's Hammer on some chick last night and dipped. I bet she was stuck there for awhile unable to move. I am a dick."
by Captain Andy Ghostface December 16, 2013
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Hammer Lane

The way to Micke Grove from Hwy. 99.
It's not my fault that you've never been to Stockton!
by Downstrike September 14, 2004
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Pink Hammering

the act of beat a girls clit with your dick
Bekka used to love it when Nick would pull out and give her clit a nice Pink Hammering before he came on her tits.
by JizzyJake38 December 05, 2010
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Hammer Chode

A hammer chode meant for the soul purpose of banging, It's nature is unknown by many.. but it gets shit done. This is a chode with potential.
"Jesus! Is that the Loch Ness monster?"
"Nawh,. It's just my Hammer Chode."
by The Occational Flame. May 15, 2010
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Jew Hammer

A sock filled with coins, used for bludgeoning purposes.
"I don't know why the villain in Casino Royale used a rope to bash James Bond's nuts, he could have just used a Jew hammer."
by Saint947 March 17, 2014
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hewbrew hammer

Ryan offered Jules his hewbrew hammer but she slapped him and ran away.
by Jokesin June 24, 2007
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Doom Hammer

an excessively large penis.
Datlon has a Doom Hammer.
by random crap6t7657 October 20, 2009
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