Goose Muffin

A person that has the characteristics of a muffin, a goose and an idiot.

After an idiot act by Matt
Vincent: Matt you Goose Muffin!

by Wakkers May 26, 2010

Goose Chase

The act before a party/during a party when people leave to go pick up hard liquor (i.e. Grey Goose, Smirnoff, etc.). Similar to a beer run.

Shit man, someone's gotta go on a goose chase. We're running low on liquor for shots.

by Newster11111 July 29, 2010

Silly goose

Fucking idiot or stupid

That's not how you do it you Silly Goose.
Silly goose

by Failureisunknown January 20, 2017

golden goose

A legendary historic figure from Lakeville Minnesota, who wore a Gold Track suit and often urinated his pants. Became famous for having a diarrhea explosion in the middle of a sixth grade classroom. There was such an abundance of poop that it flowed out of the bottom of his pants and formed a puddle on the floor. And he was a giant douche too!

Look guys, the Golden Goose just crapped his pants again!

by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

Emperor's Goose

Noun. Deviant sexual practice, not an exotic drink. This ancient practice of bestiality was limited exclusively to the Emperor under the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penatrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's sphincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstacy. Chinese Goose deviant sexual ecstacy

You're lucky that you did not live in ancient China when your incredible stupidity could have made you an Emperor's Goose!

by JRW, PhD July 27, 2008

goose or maverick

The modern day version (for women) of the rhetorical question, "Wilma or Betty?" (Flintstones) or "Ginger or Mary Ann?" (Gilligans Island)

"Goose" being Anthony Edwards and "Maverick" being Tom Cruise from the movie Top Gun.

Girl 1: Who would you rather have as your man; Goose (paino playing, family-man best-buddy type) or Maverick (buff but arrogant ladies man)

Girl 2: Goose or Maverick? Goose!

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit November 03, 2007

goose egg

nothing; use with aim

~Hi
~Hey
~What's up?
~Goose egg. You?
~lol

by lisa February 21, 2004