5’12”

When you’re 6’00” or taller but you still get no matches on Tinder.

No one wants to date a 5’12” incel.

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

5/20

The holiday to eat magic mushrooms. May 20th. Similar to how 3/14 is Steak & BJ day when a man treats his woman good on 2/14 Valentines day.

4/20 is the holiday for weed so 5/20 is the holiday for magic mushrooms!

It's 5/20.. its time to eat some Beautiful Words Magic mushroom bars!

by BWfunguy April 21, 2022

5 foot 1

Cute.

She’s 5 foot 1 and cute.

by anonymous April 23, 2022

5 Hs

hands, height, humour, hair, hygiene

‘he needs the 5 Hs’
‘what are those’
‘hands, height, hygiene, hair, humour’

by _xoxo_anonymous_ June 25, 2022

5 and a half in the beaver

When 17 dudes line up in the mouth of the beaver and go in for an hour and a half coming out sweaty as fuck getting their ass tight

Yo Spink you do 5 and a half in the beaver your ass looks tight as fuck and I can smell that ruck Dick from across the room

by ThickWerm April 27, 2023

5-0

pig, cop, bacon, cock sucker

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

5-0

A type of skateboarding trick when only one truck is gringind on the rail while the other is in the air

I pulled of a kicflip to 5-0 on that rail yesterday

by WhatEver69 July 26, 2004