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A Kyle

A guy who enjoys monster energy and smashes drywall every second he can.
Dam is that a Kyle I hear

Must be smashing drywall and drinking monster
by Cripkiller911 June 24, 2020
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kyle

A kyle (noun; female) is someone who (usually) has AMAZING teeth and is defined as a cool girl. The name Kyle means "narrow; strait" which makes sense because kyles are usually thin. Kyles can eat all of your food, but in general a kyle is a forever-hungry, fierce, fab girl. If someone calls u a kyle, it is a good thing.
girl #1: ugh I'm so fat. I just ate 3 handfuls of fries from joe's plate.
girl #2: you are such a kyle!
girl #1: I don't know what to say about that
by superbae13 December 16, 2014
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Kyle.

The subject and predicate for everything that matters to you from here on.
Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle.
by Kyle Warnica January 29, 2008
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kyle

The most amazin human being 2 walk the face of the planet. If he punched u in the face u would have the urge 2 thank him. opinionated in the cutest way. awesome man pecs. tends 2 be funny and has witty comebacks. warrior of godlike proportions. body of god muscles of hulk looks of Bradd pitt-jhonny depp hybrid sex appeal of glen quagmire lovableness of a puppy and kitten hugging in the sunset and reflexes of a jaguar. spends most of his time pimpin hoesrollin in his lambowinning. Researchers at harvard ran som tests on him 2 find out who his parents are and discovered He created himself cuz hes equal 2 God. has many forms but most common form is a teenage dark haired student 2 avoid bein found by Satan. just cuz he looks nonthreatnin doesnt mean he wont open his trade-mark can-o-whoop-ass on u. He currently resides in a discrete location in the U.S. dont bother lookin for him, cuz he knows where u are. December 20th 2013 is the day he plans 2 retire from being BAMF. within the next 24 hours humanity will fall endin the Earth. Kyleing a verb is 2 have sex with a hot girl. standard name that is growin popular over time. Its true that he can expect above average penis usually reaching 10-12 inches. He can beat up Josh a guy who kills people with school buses full of children and puppies. Kyle adjective is bein awesome and 2 have a big dick. He likes bein is a sneaky redneck who enjoys it and is armed 2 the teeth with knives. This definition of Kyle does no justice.
sorry about the bad grammer and punctuation guys, I was ran out of characters.
Person 1: "Who's that kid over there?"
Person 2: "Can't you tell? Thats a Kyle!"
Person 1: "Well hot damn."
Person 2: "Amen."

Friend: Bro have you seen Kyle?

other friend:yeah why?

Friend: i just wanna know what hes doing.

other friend: WHAT?!?!YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW! HES WINNING AND BEING A BAMF'ing PIMP 24/7 365!!!!

dude you totally kyled the shit out of her!

Person 1: "Hey did you hear that Kyle guy has a thundercock?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know another guy named Kyle who also has one that is quite large"

Hot Babe 1: I love that Kyle!
Hot Babe 2: No I love him!

Hot Babe 3: No Actually I am his girlfriend.

Hot Babes 1-2: ....

Hot Babes 1-2: DAMN YOU I LOVE HIM!!!

my friend kyle is awesome

Kyle is such a sneaky redneck.
by #ThisIsMyLifeNow May 2, 2013
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kyle

a call of duty black ops camper who pisses off people like trevor
oh shit...did you see that kyle just panic knife the shit out of that trevor....

yeah dude...RAGGGGGGGEEEEEEE
by MYSTERIONxSTUN November 12, 2011
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kyle

A greek god of knowedge and wisdom. son of Zeus and Aphrodites. Born with sex appeal and pure power of all creatures of life. Influenced by the power of sea and Poseidon. Calmed by one that is as powerful as himself. Fueled with anger by ignorance of a self righteous being. Calm and protected around stangers. Open and free with close ones. Refreshed by a new day, a sound of water and stormy climates. Monagamous with the one they love.
Kyle is a god among men.
by Gunner3 January 8, 2012
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Kylee

The cutest girl you'll meet. She's kind, funny, loves sports, can be kind of a flirt at times but thats okay.She has big ass! haha She loves her friends and family. Shes the best girlfriend EVER! :) <3
I love you Kylee Nichole!
Kylee Is So Cutee :)
by Her Adorable Boyfriend May 13, 2011
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