School syndrome

A result of spending your precious time on this planet in the useless black hole that it school.

Symptoms include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety, perfectionism, disappointment from yourself and your peers, lack of sleep, forgetfulness, weight loss, loss of friends, and hygiene deterioration.

Sadly, the only known cure is to deal with it until you are no longer required to go to school by the government.

Person 1: You look down, what's wrong?
Person 2: Oh nothing... I'm just dealing with school syndrome.
Person 1: Oh no! We need to get help!

by mr suicide man September 29, 2020

ICY Syndrome

ICY is a serious medical condition. It is a disorder of the message system in the brain. Someone that is ICY loses the ability to act properly or to think clearly - his or her mind is split from reality. ICY affects 1% of people throughout the world. It sometimes starts during childhood, but most often shows up in the late teens or 20s.

hey dude I think "kool kid" is suffering from ICY Syndrome

by juice353 February 19, 2009

Ark Syndrome

When people in West Texas/East New Mexico have the urge to by a boat that they will never use.

Isaac:"Why do y'all have a boat when there's no water around?"
Luke:"My dad got Ark Syndrome."

by TOMDARAK May 6, 2020

Nice Syndrome

When an area is invaded by tourists and loves it, letting the visitors affect and create their culture. Like Stockholm Syndrome for cities and regions. Named after Nice, France which has been shaped over centuries by aristocrats, celebrities, and anyone else not actually from the city or country.

We wanted to go to Florida for vacation but they have Nice Syndrome in the winter.

by Cheggy February 25, 2015

excalibur syndrome

Is the belief that you are special and success reigns where others have failed through nothing other than self-entitlement.

"This door is locked!"
"No, you mofo, it isn't!"
*struggle*
"I guess you are right."
"Excalibur syndrome, dude...."
"No shit"

by Shoseph July 21, 2014

Spock Syndrome

a condition in which one has the character of Spock or a full Vulcan and only knows logic instead of accepted social norms and traditions that make no sense.

A man walks into a gym naked and starts working out. Two gym employees walk up to him to confront him.

Gym worker 1: "Hey, what the hell are you doin'? Why aren't you wearing clothes?"

Spock Syndrome Guy: "It isn't logical to wear clothes to the gym. I get all sweaty and only wear them about two hours then they need to be washed again."

Gym Worker 2: "But you have to wear clothes!"

SSG: "Why?"

GW 1: "Because that's the rules!"

SSG: "Why is it a rule?"

GW 1: "It just is!"

SSG: "I do not understand."

GW 2: "Forget it, dude, he's got Spock Syndrome."

GW 1: "What a weirdo! Who uses logic to decide how they live their lives!?"

by ManPoweredTravel November 5, 2012

Dallon Syndrome

When someone plays video games religiously, has never ending munchies, loves music more than the average person (excluding pot-heads), always loses personal objects (phone,keys, wallet), uses gamer/nerd lingo, smokes hookah and hangs out with stoners but refuses to smoke weed.

Joe: What's up man? What did you do today?
Jack: Nothing much just hung out with my friend Bob. We chilled listened to music, played some xbox 360 and ate pizza.
Joe: Nice brah sounds like you guys got hella blazed!
Jack: Nah man Bob doesn't blaze, he's got Dallon Syndrome.

by bluntedtwentyfourseven April 22, 2010