99% Joke

A surprisingly common scenario in which you present your friend with a proposal that if turned down remains a joke but if in the 1% chance it is accepted, is no longer a joke and you are serious about it.

Chadbrochill-Yo bro, go ahead and leave and get me some mcdonalds
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.

by ChadBroChill21 February 21, 2009

Inside Joke

pretty good pizza

That pizza was pretty good, right guys (inside joke).

(insidejoke)

by Rawrrawrs3 December 21, 2021

Mom jokes

something really mild and possibly a pun, about the kids or the husband or cooking dinner every night. the most vanilla, suburban joke known to man

"i was making paul a sandwich yesterday, and its halloween soon, so i used a spooky cookie cutter to make it cute!! now it's a sandWITCH!"
"ugh, im sick of your mom jokes"

by anonymous July 3, 2017

Half Joking

Joking about serious, or real life situation, while discretely shedding light on the truth of the matter.

*guy friend climbs on top of you*
Girl: I'm being raped *laughs*
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh I was half joking, but seriously get off.

by wonderlander2020 March 12, 2015

short jokes

the favorite thing of short people.

Sean (2'11): "Damn, short people only live 10-13 years? That sucks... I'll never forget you, Andy."
Andy (5'0): ":("

short jokes amirite

by Skullzyhere March 25, 2022

Gael joke

An extremely bad joke that should never be spoken. If you laugh you are pathetic and should be ashamed.

Person A: “Colman… more like COLDMAN!!!”
Person B: “Wow, that was the worst Gael joke I’ve heard in a while”
Person C: “Johnathan, did you just laugh at that? You’re in timeout!”

by GordonsLover December 14, 2021

Risky Joke

A joke in which provokes mixed reactions, delivered in good faith.

"They say that when you die you become closer to God"
"Because you no longer fucking exist, right?"
"Shit that's a risky joke".

by unclePhatJoseph September 4, 2021