jonas

HOT,SEXY,THE BEST BOYFRIEND U WILL EVER HAVE AND HE WILL TREAT U RIGHT AND LOVE U

DAMN DID U SEE THAT KID I WANNA BE ON HIM RN!
YEA THAT IS JONAS ,I WANNA BE ON HIM TO HE IS SOOO HOT
HE IS MINE!

NO HE IS MINE!

by i cant stay sooooo byeeeeeeeee March 16, 2022

jonas hyman

Sacko

When you lose your fantasy football league you are Jonas Hyman

by Jack waters August 3, 2019

Jonas and Niyah

Amazing at sex, best fortnite duo, very attractive couple, they have the best taste in music.

"have you watched 50 shades of grey?"
"yeah, thats some kinky shit jonas and niyah would do"

by fncs champion February 1, 2024

Jonas Neubauer

7-time world champion of Tetris, and that's about it.

RIP Jonas Neubauer

1981-2021

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2021

Jonas chat

you are supposed to text holger and ignore him next day for no reason.

I just got Jonas chatted.

by xxxjonxxxx March 9, 2021

Jona

Jona is an observer, can see the people how they really are, might be quite difficult sometimes because most people can’t see themselves. She knows how to really listen to what you are saying and chooses certainly mindful her own words. She contains endless beauty and fire, which she is careful about who to it share with, because she knows she is a raw gem. If she only might fully trust her power, there is nothing which can get in her way of getting to where she wants!

Stranger: wow girl you are glowing light with the grace of a lioness!

Jona: Tell me something new..

by Majormaybe November 21, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is the typical 1.87m tall guy who‘s always doing jokes and who takes nothing seriously. He has a typical middlepart , wears oversize clothes and likes 90s hip hop music. In his freetime he likes to draw on his typical 9th gen iPad with 64gb storage capacity while he listens to music on his brothers typical jbl go 2 music box. Jonas is the type of guy you don‘t want in your life , cause he will poison your whole life.
~by Jonas Weidig

David: See that bitchass over there?
Mathis: Yeah that son of a bitch is prolly called Jonas.

by Jonas Weidig November 21, 2021