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drag the bag

When you bring the old lady with you to a party or get-together where they are likely not wanted nor invited.
When you drag the bag, the whole night is RUINED.
You never drag the bag when coming to the strip joint for guys' night out...WTF!!!
by DJ NoneYoBiznessDog May 30, 2018
mugGet the drag the bagmug.

blueche bag

A person who insists upon having a conversation via bluetooth headset in public. Extra applicable to people who make eye contact with you while having a bluetooth conversation making you think they are talking to you.
Oh that new IT guy is such a blueche bag, every time I go into the men's room he's there making a phone call.
by goblyn79 November 25, 2015
mugGet the blueche bagmug.

Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.
My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.
by The Guy from Up North September 22, 2024
mugGet the Moving Bags of Lettucemug.

bag

by Pigglet_88 May 16, 2018
mugGet the bagmug.

bag warmer

That bitch gave me a bag warmer... now my ball are sticky/stinky
by todd the bod tennessee October 6, 2013
mugGet the bag warmermug.

shark bag whore

When your a disgusting junkie
I saw the shark bag whore at Shoprite yesterday she was flippy flopping all over the fish aisle.
by Large Marge August 20, 2015
mugGet the shark bag whoremug.

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