Black Market Tampon

Don’t trust a Black Market tampon, for they may have used fiberglass instead of cotton.
Ms, smith: Man this black market tampon I bought sucks.
Me: dumbass.
by Jxckson April 01, 2022
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The Black Death

marijuana resin gathered from either a dry pipe or a bong, black in appearance
"oh man I ran out of weed"

"me too dude, I'm on the black death"
"that's fucking gross."
by SkiddlyDooBop January 30, 2018
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Code BLACK

Hey I was told you tell you....."Code Black" ....
by DuhhFucckk January 09, 2021
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Black Guilt

A misnomer. As the word “Black” is an adjective, in some societies, to describe the term “dismal”. This adjective is used to categorize a group’s race or nature pertaining to existence or agenda. “Black” as described by AfroAsiatics or African Americans is a psychosocial construct designed by their creation (whites) in order to dissuade others from identifying or associated with the label “Black”.
A Black man fell on a Black day for feeling Black Guilt for creating a White Race.
by Fardallah March 18, 2022
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Insecure Black Hole

A guy who appears to be absolutely incapable of taking hints, but actually isn't. He just lacks self-confidence and doesn't want to completely embarrass himself by assuming that those hints are real, because he's not sure that his girlfriend is reciprocating those feelings or if she's just messing with him.
"My boyfriend is denser than a black hole."

"He's an insecure black hole, girl. He knows what you want him to do. He's just extremely shy and doesn't want to just assume things, lest he will make you uncomfortable. You have to be completely sincere to him, and you'll probably have to spell things out for him. Patience is key."

"Well, now he just sounds like even more of a loser."

"And you sound like a narcissist who thinks that a man has to be confident in order to be worth your time. That toxic mindset is never going to pick up any guys. Looks are nothing; personality is everything. He's a sweet guy, and you're an inflexible jackass."

"I want a man who can use his words."

"He has social anxiety. Did you know that? But by all means, why don't you go ahead and explode at him for being shy? I'm sure he would take that really well. Do you want to be the reason that someone committed suicide because they can't afford to see a therapist?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 18, 2021
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Black-Mart

Black-Mart is a nickname given to shoppers who shop at Wal-Mart on black friday who go to the store to seek out some banger deals
Heading to Black-Mart to find some bangers !
by 1Shot Duke February 01, 2025
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black market social media

Social media that is not easily found by non-millennials.

Ex. VSCO
Millennials love their black market social media that no one has ever heard of!
by Hannied November 02, 2018
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