Cripple dick

When you smash a virgin so hard, the tightness of her vagina crushes your dick and instantly kills your boner.

Steven: Yo, I got cripple dick from smashing Makyala yesterday.

Matt: Damn bruh, now we can be cripple dick buddies!

by Joshi Boogychang March 14, 2015

Slangin' dick

It's what Joe does.

Brendan: yo, Joey did you hear about fuckin Joe?

Joey: No, cocksukka.

Brendan: Bro, Joe is slangin' DICK, Son!

by I am the all. September 15, 2019

Chili Dick

when you're cutting up some spicy chilis and then you touch your dick and now you just have a burning dick.

i was just making cutting some chili to make some bomb ass nachos and then took a piss and now i have chili dick

by im the dbest April 8, 2017

dick in ass

when u but your pp in a butt

i just had fun playing dick in ass

by billybob2323 October 9, 2017

Nepali Dick

gigantus dick. Long dick style bitches

Sabin got the Nepali dick. He fucked me long dick Sabin style last night.

by American White Pussy February 7, 2018

cool dick

an expression when something or a situation is pretty cool.

-yo whats going on tonight?
-Its guys night! party tonight!
-cool dick

by 1dalla December 20, 2011

Dick Muffin

the tip of a dick.

"holy shit nice dick muffin!"

by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 4, 2011