cock me thick

When someone horny implies that they need a thick cock in order to be satisfied.

In a gay adult chatroom:

Jim: Any brothers up for some fun?
top_nigga: yo.. what you up to?
Jim: looking for some delicious dark meat... you think you can cock me thick?
top_nigga: depends... how thick?
jim: wrist thick maybe or more?
top_nigga: damn you gaper!!! I aint no horse here... maybe 7" girth... that I can provide..

by jimissobored January 4, 2015

Venezuelan Cock Thrust

During intercourse with a left-wing/socialist female, the act of quoting Venezuela's former President, Hugo Chavez, in order to arouse the female. For better results, wearing a red beret and military boots is highly encouraged. Doggy-style is a must.

-"She wasn't too much into me, but I applied a Venezuelan Cock Thrust and she fucked me like she was fucking Chavez himself".

-"I pulled a Venezuelan Cock Thrust on the Bernie Sanders supporter last night... Worked like a charm".

by youreallydon'twanttoknow January 22, 2016

Cock Puke Mcspankies

A place you go where your hungry and high as fuck and you just want to fuck some nasty hookers with STDs.

Hey dude, I have to take a shit, and after I do that let's go to Cock Puke Mcspankies and get trashed and eat pizza. Bitch.

by Butthole farts June 24, 2011

Fat cock in the ass.

Code word people in prison should use for drugs.

John:Hey berry, can I have a fat cock in the ass. Berry:yeah man, I'll give it to you in the shower.
Guard1: what are those prisoners talking about over there in the corner.
Guard2: Something about a fat cock in the ass in the shower.
Guard1: well I'm definitely not going back to the shower area for at least a couple hours
Guard1:yeah, its not like there trading drugs back there

by 50shadesofdone November 21, 2014

shadow cock jutsu

shadow cock jutsu is a specialized jutsu in intercourse where any shadow is turned into a cock shaped shadow and posses the same ability as a normal penis.

"SHADOW COCK JUTSU" says shikamru after thrusting his 11 inch shadow cock in Temari's clumpy pussy

by FuckuYouapussyassbitch November 23, 2019

Carolina Cock Strangle

When a girl lays on her back with her head hanging off the edge of the bed, then you choke her while fornicating her throat.

I saw your mom last night, and gave her the old Carolina Cock Strangle.

by Raperist September 25, 2014

The Great Cock Biter

Also known as the Cocknibbler, or Ibityourdick, this mysterious creature is suspected to dwell within the ethereal realm and is summoned forth occasionally to do it's evil and slutty works.

It is said that if one stands in a darkened room with a mirror, removes the penis from their pants and undergarments, and says the name 'COCK-BITER!' 10 times that it will summon the demon forth.

A famous example of this is when Sir Jonathan Wort summoned forth the beast in 1893 to do fierce battle, which later resulted in his inability to reproduce. This was the last documented siting of The Great Cock Biter, but numerous encounters have been reported through-out the intervening time.

"Dr. Richards I have this strange bite mark on my penis, what do you think it could be from?"

::the doctor leans in to get on eye level with the penis, and holds it closely::

"Ahhh, I think someone has had a recent encounter with The Great Cock Biter, the only known preventative is to cover your junk with hot sauce, hopefully this will ward off the demon, and balance your penal humors."

by World Sage October 23, 2011