A Space Thing That Has NO MASS AND DEATH
Drake: NO IM GOING INTO A BLACK HOLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Jake: Drake? DRAKE??????NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FRIEND
What im I going to do :(
Drake: NO IM GOING INTO A BLACK HOLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Jake: Drake? DRAKE??????NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FRIEND
What im I going to do :(
by The Preasdom January 1, 2021

I was sitting next to some girl in class, it was 12:30 pm. She was writing her cheat sheet for the volcano exam. I turn over my shoulder with a glimpse I look down at her pants and witness a phat Black hole.
by Voluptuous moot September 5, 2018

Hans is a very tall and sweet guy. He cares about all his friends and he is the most adorable person ever to be born. If you have a Hans in your life you have to be the luckiest person on earth. He's caring, honest, loyal, funny, and amazing guy you could ever meet. I'm glad I have one in my life. You guys are missing out!
Person 1: "who's that guy over there?"
Person 2: "I heard his name is black Hans he's a really fun guy."
Person 1: "damn I wish I was friends with that guy."
Person 2: "I heard his name is black Hans he's a really fun guy."
Person 1: "damn I wish I was friends with that guy."
by Black hans November 19, 2023

When a man doesn’t shit for weeks. After a while the shit turns into solid stone then he proceeds to shit it out and uses it like a dildo
by Galaxo March 14, 2023

The biggest, blackest penis of them all. Not to be confused with Big Black Billy, the owner of said penis.
by Big Black Billy November 2, 2016

by alllllllllllllllalllllllllllll December 20, 2017

Black airforce activity:
When a nigga wearing black airforce s1 or s2 shoes gets MAD.
If you hear the word "Black airforce activity activated" after you mess with a nigga with them shoes, you better pray to survive BECAUSE THAT BOU GONNA CLAP YO ASS TO DEATH.
When a nigga wearing black airforce s1 or s2 shoes gets MAD.
If you hear the word "Black airforce activity activated" after you mess with a nigga with them shoes, you better pray to survive BECAUSE THAT BOU GONNA CLAP YO ASS TO DEATH.
Random kid: hah, you're so weak.
Black airforce s1 user: naw Doug you better get away
Random kid: *slaps*
Black airforces s1 user: black airforce activity activated.
Random kid: what. NO PLEASE NO NOO- *gets clapped to death*
Black airforce s1 user: naw Doug you better get away
Random kid: *slaps*
Black airforces s1 user: black airforce activity activated.
Random kid: what. NO PLEASE NO NOO- *gets clapped to death*
by UrbanDictionaryShoes October 29, 2023
