douche duffel bag

Basically a douche bag but just being extra duffely. It means nothing so if you were wondering, why you see this on facebook, don't worry it just means douchebag but it sounds a little cooler. Also, if you're too much of a coward to call someone a douche (bag) to their face, you can just mutter under your breath a shortened version, "duffel bag.."

*Obnoxious guy throws a girl's paper from her desk onto the floor.*

Girl: your'e such a douche duffel bag
Guy: ...you did not just call me that.
Girl: u mad?

*Big bull pushes scrawny little freshman into a locker.*

kid: duffel bag
bully? WTF does that even mean?! stupid little freshman *walks away*
life= saved

by kjkmusic23 December 09, 2011

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dump bagging

When you find a random poop in a low flow toilet and proceed to dip your nuts into the water.

"Martin loved his dump bagging. I mean, you can't catch herpes twice, right?

by Rey (pseudonym) September 14, 2021

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Recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag

John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.

MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.

by I-am-not-the-same February 14, 2016

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Sweaty Ball Bag

When a mans giant pecker is overused, it creates a substance other than semen called sweat. This sweat can cover the poor males testicles causing an extreme case of Sweaty Ball Bag.

Ahhhhhh Fuck I got a Sweaty Ball Bag

by ChoccyMilkAndStaminadeRGreat May 30, 2018

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