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Gangly Toed Muzzie-faced Martian head

Men named Ross.(BUT they need to possess large heads, lanky bodies, moustaches, and really long gnarled toes that happen to be as long as most peoples fingers)
Wow check out that Gangly toed muzzie-faced martian head!!! MmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmm he's hot!
by Amber AKA twiggle face April 1, 2009
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He only has a head to separate his ears.

A: "Jim got into trouble again last night."
B : "He only has a head to separate his ears."
by dbdbdb999 April 11, 2016
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National get head from your ex day

Your ex has to give you head on may 19 or she a ho ass bitch
Did you know it’s National get head from your ex day?
by @z17.will_ May 10, 2022
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eat a vsco girl’s head off day

On November 2nd, any human is allowed to go up to a vsco girl,and take a huge bite out of her head! Make sure you let her know that this is for dropping your obnoxious hydroflask on the floor during every single test. You’re welcome. ;)
Today is eat a vsco girl’s head off day
by micky the dog October 24, 2019
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Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

a girls face that's leathered from excessive makeup or tanning
That broads face looks like old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head
by JP408 June 29, 2007
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Rip your head off and shit down your neck

As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.
"Malcolm if you don't fuck off I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!"
by AKACroatalin March 19, 2015
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A joke response when asked what should be done with an object, usually something fairly obvious
“Hey where do I hang my jacket?”

“Why don’t you wave it over your head and scream like a chicken
by Mike Whittaked August 8, 2021
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