Cunt-a-long

When a come-a-long slips

“Why is the apprentice being a lil bitch?”
“Cunt-a-long slipped.”
“Say no more”

by 5 percent nick March 23, 2019

Colchester Cunt

Somebody from Colchester, who is an arsehole and has noncy tenancies

Person a: "Oh, we have a new staff member have you met him?"
Person b:"oh Alex Davies? He's such a Colchester cunt!"

by Paul root August 10, 2025

Cunt-stache

A Cunt-stache is a plaitted moustache formed from pubic hair like a fu man chu

"Oi your drawstring is hangin' out"
"nah mate thats my Cunt-stache"

by Cozza and Matt co May 23, 2020

Cunt

Alexes Mercado

Wow, Alexes Mercado is such a cunt.

by Flsney October 5, 2017

Cunt Umbrella

1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.

2. An insult to demean lesser males.

1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"

2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"

by Zabuckeo January 6, 2014

Cunt

Stupid fucking jew

Nuke those cunts before they nuke us!

-Gaza, Palestine 🇵🇸

by ResidesInPortland January 1, 2024

fat cunt

your a cunt thats fat

oi you fat cunt ima roll some tns ba eshays

by eshaycuntking November 28, 2024