old mans cock

British Slang: A tasty spreadable marshmallow treat

Susan says "after a round of nut tinglinling golf, I could really go for a large helping of old mans cock"

by ROO30 August 13, 2006

Jerking your cock

Instead of saying "pulling your leg", you say jerking your cock to tell someone, usually a male, that you are just joking around.

Kyle: I banged your mom yesterday, Dan. It was very nice!
Dan: Fuck you, man! I'm gonna kick your ass.
Kyle: Calm down, I'm just jerking your cock.

by KyleP March 22, 2007

Clumpy blood cock

The term used to describe ones cock after engaging in sexual intercourse at the apex of the females menstrual cycle. (Usually referred to as the dreaded day 2 by females). The word "clumpy" is used to describe the texture of the menstrual blood flow as it usually is filled with clumps of flesh from the uterual lining of the vagina. This lining is clumpy and loves to stick to the tip of the males cock. The origins of this unique act of nature can be traced back as early as 500 AD due in part to the great records keeping of Sir Elmer Clumpy Blood Cock. In history Sir elmer clumpy blood cock is given credit as the 1st man to engage in ritualisic intercourse during the female menstrual cycle. It was believed that having a bloody cock conjured up magical powers in the cock and provided a level 5 protection spell against demons. Today clumply blood cock is a normal act practiced by young & old around the world.

Elmer-"hey shania! You think you can kick me down with some clumpy blood cock?" Shania-"that depends. You think you can dirty up your cock in my ass 1st?". Elmer-"oh yeah baby! I'll push your shit in before you bloody my cock". Shania-"then you'll get your clumpy blood cock for sure."

by jujuman74 May 5, 2010

cold cocked in the face

1.getting hit in the face by a cold cock.
2.being hit so hard in the face you are knocked out instantly
3. a term used when you want your friend to shut up

stephanie: do you want to get cold cocked in the face?
shannon: no... i dont.
stephanie: then shut up!

by Shannonn♥ May 3, 2009

Cock-sack combo

when you wrap your nuts around your dick and stick it in a vagina or mouth.

Laci ordered up my cock-sack combo last night so i delivered that shit to her

by Erica Wogomon February 22, 2008

Barb-wire cock

Another term for a male with the clap

Oh no not barb-wire cock again

by Your concern November 10, 2003

The Cock Vicegrip Rule

The day you become a man, the cock vicegrip rule is when a girl or woman takes the right elbow and puts your dick in the inner of her left elbow and then elbows with her right elbow onto the left elbow where your cock is. Only real men do it don't be a pussy.

Kelly, lets do the cock vicegrip rule and smash your elbow into it.

by Pat Nickerson December 29, 2011