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Ardan. Ardan is black. Ardan is a word that represents black in Africa
He says that he isn't black, Hes Ardan
by I love black people a lot\ November 13, 2025
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Black Bunny

A Black woman who primarily dates or is attracted to white men. Considered the counterpart to a “snow bunny.”
Whenever we go out, Maya’s always talking to the white dudes first — total Black Bunny move.
by infsleepy September 1, 2025
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black and white army

The best name for the biggest and best football club in the world.
by Bobs and vagine August 22, 2019
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Apple Picking in the Black Forest

another term for fisting, but specifically when everyone is German
Oh Angela? She loves apple picking in the Black Forest. I should set you two up!
by Michael December 7, 2021
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Black Eyed P.

It's what happens to a woman who just got out of a rough relationship, and has a black eye that still needs healing, and she happens to run into R. Kelly, who takes her to his place for endless golden streams of sophisticated Champagne, gently grazing over her bruised eye socket.
Don't worry about a little Black Eyed P. baby, its me, the Peed Pipe-her of R&B
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Black-Allen

A designated differential to make personal reference as opposed to "White Allen". Eg.: Always late, leaves work 4 hours too early, bad attitude, possibly with anti-social, schizoid, or paranoid personality disorder.
"Black-Allen must have worked last night, all the gloves are masks are gone!"
by Who Dat Too March 2, 2021
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black afterlife

Dear urban dictionary mods: sorry if this is kinda offensive, I don’t mean it that way. I have black friends. I worked really hard on this so please don’t take it down, Mwah.

Alright kids, imma tell you a story. This doesn’t really belong on the urban dictionary but at the same time I couldn’t think of a better place for it. I first heard this story at the deer lease so those faint of heart should not read on. Thank you for reading, I give you “The Black Afterlife”.

Once upon a time there were three black kids. These black kids were looking for forgiveness for their ratchet and awful sins one day and stumbled upon a preacher. The preacher said that they needed Jesus, so they went off to find him. They arrived at the pearly gates and saint peter told them to wait a second so he could ask Jesus if it was okay to let them in. Jesus said to saint peter, “I told you that all men, white, black, Mexican, Asian, and Native American were created equal. Let them in.” Saint peter went back to the gates and saw that they were gone. He went back to Jesus and told him the news. Jesus asked “Who? The black people?” And saint peter said “No, the pearly gates!”

Thank you for reading!!! Also sorry to the mods if this isn’t really a definition. I could’ve posted this on Reddit or something but I don’t think the fan base likes offensive stuff like this as much as the urban dictionary. Please don’t take it down!

Sincerely,

The Texan Pennsylvanian.
by The Texan Pennsylvanian February 27, 2022
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