Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 22, 2024

green plastic bag

Best way to store and preserve ur weed Flimsy and secret way to go. Container for the above

I was pretty high on weed and I realized that all my marijuana is stored in a green plastic bag so I thought that was pretty cool whatever but I had a couple beers dat tasted pretty good but I wanted extra food so it was the time to finish up those tacos and the chips and dip then take a nap I still have the green plastic bag until the rv queen says no more I can go on and on...

by yes juanito yes September 10, 2022

Dust Bag

A large bag containing a mixture of heroin and vodka

The fucking vodka is so strong. I gotta drink this dust bag, in order to rake

by DCI Tom Barnaby July 2, 2022

bag of dicks

Someone who talks about dicks all day dicks always on there mind

Josh, your a bag of dicks.

by Cheerfear July 19, 2016

Gas n Bag

When a male proceeds to fart in your mouth and then quickly puts his balls in your mouth.

Austin punished becky that night for her not obeying him. So austin vigorously Gas N Bagged becky until she knew who's boss.

by Famous XIII April 21, 2017

Fag Bag

A gay mans girl best friend who always lets them put their stuff in their handbag

Hey fag bag I need my shit out of your handbag

by CurvyQueen17 January 22, 2020

Scab bag

A dirty woman who gets passed around in a group.

The man in 211 likes to bring his "scab bag" back to his room and swim in her juices so later he can bask in her aroma.

by Bottyho August 27, 2018