balls to the face

a lovely expression perfected by laynie.
it is used when you are pissed or when you want to say it.
usually said when balls are taking to the face, when a mans genitalia is flown in an upward direction towards a male or females face, usually causing pleasureful pain.
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Laynie: BALLS TO THE FACE!!

lorraine: what the hell are you talking about slut?

laynie: you suck.

by Lorraine + Laynie March 9, 2007

hot lead face lift

aka HLFL

To get shot in the face and have it half way hanging off .

Jake loves to snitch so he caught a Hot Lead Face Lift.

by purple skull July 6, 2010

big chief turd in the face

This describes one who is given to much flatulence, smell, sound and fury!

There was a sound and fury signifying Big Chief Turd in the Face!

by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

Give me your face

A demand that an opponent submits to one's superiority. To be shouted directly before or after an act of excellent skill during a competition, fight, or day-to-day life.
Derived from Optimus Prime's brutal slaying of The Fallen.

Optimus Prime: Give me your face
*Optimus Prime cuts off the Fallen's face*

*Person 1 scores a perfect victory on Street Fighter 2*
Person 1: Give me your face

Person 2: Give me your face
*Person 2 pots two balls in one shot*

Person 1: Wow, you were really good in there
Person 2: give me your face!

by buskalilly July 3, 2009

Garfield Sandwitch Face

A sandwitch made of Garfields Jizz.

Go eat a garfield sandwitch face

by Jonnnay September 25, 2003

Open Faced Sandwich

Sexual maneuver where the female is positioned in a split on the ground, pelvis facing skyward.

The male squats over her and defecates upon her vulva, creating an "open faced sandwich".

Damn, this girl wanted an Open Faced Sandwich on the first date? Marriage. Material.

by Me_Gusta October 1, 2010

Chain dangling in my face

When you’re having sex and the guy is on top with his chain dangling in your face

Man I really wish I had a chain dangling in my face rn.

by Blckhammer69 February 16, 2020