Dante x Goldship

When the Dante says "I LIKE HORSES" he means it, yet another solid ship, hehe.

Dante: "Guys, I think I love horses now."
Goldship: "I LOVE YOU DANTE MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T LET ME KISS YOU"
Dante: "WHAT THE FUCK HELP"
???: "Holy Dante x Goldship... wait, there's ship in her name..?"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

Eaglebeef sucking on goldbars

When the Eaglebeef is seen sucking on a gold ingot usually the second phase of the battle

What phase are you in? I'm in the Eaglebeef sucking on goldbars phase

by Cools Man December 22, 2025

Like a flame to a golf ball.

Like a flame to a golf ball, it means it was very easy or simple

Andy: So how was the basketball game?
Noah: Pfft, like a flame to a golf ball.

by ae303902293 December 13, 2021

bum with a heart of gold

A person who continuously has large aspirations for themselves. However, they repeatedly fail to meet these goals due to their laziness and poor quality of life.

Dennis: Bailey told me he was holding out for a management position. Too bad he screwed up and did meth on the job the other day. That will probably hurt his chances.

Randy: Yeah. What are you gonna do? He’s just a bum with a heart of gold!

by Kabildis Kabernus July 21, 2022

The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

by Mike109999 October 2, 2022

NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!

i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !

by michael foolsley August 25, 2023

All that glitters is not gold

Something's attractive exterior does not always indicate what it is really made of.

The teenager with the fancy car and designer clothes learned a hard lesson when he realized all that glitters is not gold – his parents were struggling financially to keep up appearances.

by Arminkshipper July 5, 2024