butt weep

Diarria so bad, lengthy, or reoccurring that by the end of the day your asshole and surrounds are painfully scorched.

Your ass feels acid etched after a round of diarria.
"Damn, I musta ate something bad, I got butt weep."
"Remind me not to eat that again, it'll make my butt weep."
by mgrov13 December 03, 2020
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monkey butt

When you are a suck up and are very obvious about it
Trey was such a monkey butt in class today
by Mcdermont October 24, 2017
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Butt Jointing

Butt Jointing also known as ‘Spigoting’ when scaffolder engages in the sexual act of joining two Brasses (prostitutes) together arsehole to arsehole using a spigot fitting.
‘Went out strait after work with the boys on the Wandsworth job and got on the Stella and packet last night ended up in a Brass house (Brothel), couldn’t get a hard on so I ended up Butt Jointing two Brasses (prostitutes) together and talked shit to them while watching them stagger about like a human crab slapping my limp meat about’
by ArseWeasel March 04, 2023
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Butt-crack straggler

The hairs that migrate down your back and get stuck in your butt crack and prove uncomfortable to remove.
by ShotgunCharlieB February 14, 2018
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scuba butt

The rash that develops when someone spends too much time in a hot wetsuit. Similar to diaper rash, and treatable the same ways.
I need to take a couple-day surface interval, I'm starting to get scuba butt.
by 500PSIguy October 04, 2021
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Butt Grubber

(Noun) A individual who dines on the contents on another individuals butt or ass.

(Noun) Someone who tosses another persons salad when they have to poop.
You really didn't know that Jack is a serious butt grubber!?

Jack totally grubbed down on that guys butt. He is such a butt grubber!
by RastaMyPasta September 14, 2009
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Butt Squared

Boss: "Carl, can you manually enter these 6,000 documents into the computer in the next 30 minutes?"

Carl: "Butt Squared."
by Benbunny September 20, 2011
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