off your nips

To be drunk beyond comprehension

Are you getting off your nips tonight?

Martin was so off his nips he pissed the bed last night.

by Angry Adele October 31, 2017

piss off

To get mad at someone or send away.

The boy was told to piss off!

by anonymous November 28, 2021

Stressed Off

The feeling of being both stressed, and pissed off at the situation at hand.

1) This bitch is really stressing me off.

2) "Mom's looking kind of rough.." - "Yeah, she had a long day. She's stressed off".

by Timmy Timsters February 8, 2022

Huv Off

When you're hungover from chugging booze all night so you curl up on the couch for eternity and have no thoughts of moving.

Friend 1: "Did you wanna go get McD's and cure this hangover?"
Friend 2: "Nah man, I'm huv off"

by NewfieDewfie911 November 17, 2018

get off my set kid

when a person is talking to much about something they don't know about

kid 1: yeah the patriots are trash. patriots fan: ay watch your mouth boy get off my set kid

by superfleet April 26, 2022

Waff off

less offensive form of "fuck off" used around upminster, romford and some other parts of london. originated by a group of cooperians in the early 80's and spreading into london through the ernst and whinney class of 83, rapidly gaining popularity. seems to have died out although it is sometimes heard in hong kong.

oi, shitbag, yeah you with the face like a monkey's armpit, waff off before i put a unit in your face, you big toerag!

by coopersplonker1 October 7, 2011

How off can a lime really be

“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad

"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"

by TC&YAS May 10, 2022