icy hot face

The act of putting and ice cubes in a vagina, putting hot/warm water in your mouth and then eating her out. This also could be performed by the woman putting an ice cubes in your mouth, the man sticking his genitals in hot/warm water and making her give you head. This is done until either sex is ready to "squirt" and therefore the cum will be what ever temperature did the "most" in this operation. The different temperature of water help for arousal.

Tom: Hey dude, did you get with Amy last night
Noah: Yea man, I made her give me an icy hot face and it was amazing
Tom: Oh you are so lucky, emily made me give her an icy hot face

by tigernilla1111 September 3, 2013

schmiggle schmat to the face

When one takes a penis into the mouth in a rythmic motion back and forth then schmacks (smacks) one in the face with the aforementioned penis. Cuming in the hair is optional.

Last night I got a schmiggle schmat to the face, and it resulted in a burgundy! I was so pissed!

by Jessimakhanaka Margameateater September 5, 2010

Retard O-Face

When during the act of sex, one person is observed making a bizarre facial expression or expressions that make them appear to be mentally incapacitated, or at best, just looks silly.

Guy #1: So you hooked up with that girl last week? How is she in the sack?
Guy #2: Everything was good until she suddenly had this totally weird look on her face that stopped me cold/made me laugh
Guy #1: So she's got Retard O-Face?
Guy #2: Yep.

by J.Noble October 2, 2016

Date Rape Face

One who posseses the face of a date rapist.

I dont know why she dates that abercrombie-wearing douchebag, plus, that dude has date rape face.

by Buffguy678 May 22, 2011

Two faced snake

A two faced snake is a person that is like a best friend to you when no one else is around but when with their friends they act.

Fred: Ill meet you at the bus stop.

Joe: Okay I'll bring tom.

Fred: Don't bring Tom, it can be just us.

Joe: If you say so Fred don't be a two faced snake again please.

~at the bus stop

Joe: Didnt you say not to bring anyone?

Fred: Bro who are you stop talking to me lmao embarrassment.

by SnakeKid July 3, 2016

steaming face weight

A not-that-uncommon request at certain houses of ill-repute, usually administered by short lesbians to elderly hommes d'affairs.

Jesus, Tom, I got me a steaming face weight today and now I'm unemployed!

by Centrality April 10, 2003

date rape face

one who possesses the face of a date rapist.

I can't believe she is marrying him. besides he has date rape face.

by Adrian Hasenfratz September 26, 2008