A high school located in south Salem, Oregon. Has a horrific football team, mostly comprised of homosexuals. The members of the leadership team are mentally handicapped and are led by Mrs. August, who blatantly plays favorites. Not the school completely sucks, there are some great science teachers here and the head history teacher looks like Vladimir Lenin.
by Will Baumann '08 April 14, 2008
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there's trash talking about Central. you see an orange lambo every afternoon. you know who "Scogs" is. you see sophmores and freshman trying to get away with parking in the teachers lot...(stupid underclassmen). you see a longhorn at every corner. most girls are orange or tan. you see atleast 30 BMW's in the senior lot. you hear juniors complaining about the "hill/pit". there's atleast 3 fights within the 1st month of school. you hear about/see lame senior pranks. You hear about kids going to state for sports. You hear about kids getting perfect scores on the ACT. you see a short blonde haired lady walk around with uggs. you hear "west is best" in every attepmt at a motivational class meeting. you see atleast like 5 cameras in every hallway/breeze way.You know who the Gabberts are. you go to a fottball game and can barely find place to sit on the bleachers. you know about the racist grade level principle. You know that ashort a-days aren't really short. you call freshman frosh. theres atleast 3 pregnant girls at school a semester. you know how to get around the cameras to get off campus.
GO P.WEST
there's trash talking about Central. you see an orange lambo every afternoon. you know who "Scogs" is. you see sophmores and freshman trying to get away with parking in the teachers lot...(stupid underclassmen). you see a longhorn at every corner. most girls are orange or tan. you see atleast 30 BMW's in the senior lot. you hear juniors complaining about the "hill/pit". there's atleast 3 fights within the 1st month of school. you hear about/see lame senior pranks. You hear about kids going to state for sports. You hear about kids getting perfect scores on the ACT. you see a short blonde haired lady walk around with uggs. you hear "west is best" in every attepmt at a motivational class meeting. you see atleast like 5 cameras in every hallway/breeze way.You know who the Gabberts are. you go to a fottball game and can barely find place to sit on the bleachers. you know about the racist grade level principle. You know that ashort a-days aren't really short. you call freshman frosh. theres atleast 3 pregnant girls at school a semester. you know how to get around the cameras to get off campus.
GO P.WEST
-you know were playing central on friday?
*aye were not even playing them...were dominating.
-Well duh. were from Parkway West High school
*aye were not even playing them...were dominating.
-Well duh. were from Parkway West High school
by Dubpw April 24, 2009
Get the Parkway West High School mug.Located in the affluent Easton, Massachusetts, Oliver Ames is a small high school with almost all students being white, although it is becoming more diverse. There really aren't many cliques; its more of a heavy partiers vs. non partiers. The majority of girls who attend Oliver Ames straighten their hair and wear Uggs every single day, regardless of the weather. The kids who go to OA are often refereed to as stuck up, spoiled, wealthy, and preppy. They shudder in fear of the thought of Brockton, or even Stoughton. Easton is boring and there's nothing to do except go to Target, drink, and get high. The football team generally doesn't do so hot, because most of the good athletes go to private schools before freshman year. Girls sports on the other hand are pretty good; they win a championship every few years. Cross Country is like a cult, but in a good way. The music kids always freak out the week before their show, but they pull it all together and it comes out well. The executive board and student council kids are insanely competitive and go full out for Spirit Week. Someone ends up crying. the Prom is always at the Copley in Boston, because the kids here are too good for the Holiday Inn, unlike every surrounding town. The school's mascot is the tiger, and their colors are black and orange.
Timothy: Dude, I'm moving to Easton and going to Oliver Ames High School next year.
Alfred: Aw bro, you're going to become one of those popped collar Abercrombie kids who thinks they're tough and hangs out at Bill's on half days!
Timothy: ...Oh, I'm sorry, I was too busy fanning myself with my money to care about what you just said.
Alfred: Oh no! You're becoming one of them!
Alfred: Aw bro, you're going to become one of those popped collar Abercrombie kids who thinks they're tough and hangs out at Bill's on half days!
Timothy: ...Oh, I'm sorry, I was too busy fanning myself with my money to care about what you just said.
Alfred: Oh no! You're becoming one of them!
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Get the Oliver Ames High School mug.land of the feinds, home of the HUSKY NATION!!! You walk into the school to see the bright minds of the future and the clean building. You smell something in the distance, you see a fog start to emerge over the horizon of Tech way. You head for the bathrooms, the source, only to find five pinheads vaping some nic and weed. You obviously look and stare suprised as the new kid in the school, shay approaches and ask "Yo you wanna hit this, called mango madness". You take the vape and the dab pen and vape it at the same time, staying fucked up till 2pm when you get out only to drive your mini cooper and crash it twice... in two weeks.... come on jeremy. You have instant reputation at all the parties, fucking all the football players and smoking crack after the fed banned vaping.
New transfer student "Chad": Yo, where all the Patterson Mill High School parties at.
Slut: Yo its at Liams house bro, bring the keg.
Chad: That shits greasy man.
Football Dude: I hate winning
Slut: Yo its at Liams house bro, bring the keg.
Chad: That shits greasy man.
Football Dude: I hate winning
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Where you can vape in the restroom and won’t get in trouble.
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Get the Miami Trace High School mug.North Central high school is in Indianapolis, Indiana. It has a great education program. The classes are tough, but the students do really well in college. It’s really diverse with a 67% minority enrollment. Some of the teachers are kind of wacko but it’s fine. There’s many different types of people so it’s easy to make the right friends. Unlike its rival Carmel High School the students are chill and not judgmental. There are fights almost daily which is kind of entertaining. The best part of North Central is the football games.
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