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The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024
mugGet the I’m gonna go clog the toiletmug.

Go gay

Instead of going straight, as in the direction, LGBTQIA+ people can say go "gay" to be ironic, sarcastic, funny. It can mean to be gay, but it can literally just mean to go forward or straight.
Do NOT turn left. Go gay!

Go gay, it's better that way.

Go gay and then turn left.

I think you should go gay, being straight is boring and so mainstream.
by LingDanc803 February 16, 2023
mugGet the Go gaymug.
eat them now, eat them then, eat them any time! just eat them yeahh!
total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails better than no no!
by Slovenize November 1, 2023
mugGet the total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tailsmug.

Go fly a kite

In my mind it means go F off why?

Well mary poppins said “let’s go fly a kite, up to the highest height!”

But Thomas Edison flew a kite got electrocuted so go fly a kite in my eyes means go put a fork in. Socket or F off
Johnny- Hey Billie looks like the eagles were last in the draft

Billie- Johnny go fly a kite!
by NotTesla May 24, 2022
mugGet the Go fly a kitemug.

get her going drive

when you're sat on a tractor
by rawr_xd December 10, 2021
mugGet the get her going drivemug.

I’m going to jail

When seeing a fit women or a minor you shout I’m going to jail meaning you are going to rape the female and go to jail
Oh damn I’m going to jail (Sees a fit young child)
by Jailboy69 March 11, 2024
mugGet the I’m going to jailmug.

Going Cujo

Going totally postal on a mofo.
These mofos are pissing me off so I'm going cujo on their asses!
by BigR3Dd&Poochie August 30, 2023
mugGet the Going Cujomug.

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