by Realistslang July 12, 2017
Get the Leather bag mug.Person that sleeps with multiple partners daily or doesn’t wash the jizz out between deposits would be considered a “mixed nut bag !”
What did you do with that “mixed nut bag” you were riding around with today ?
I heard that mixed nut bag just had fraternal twins ! AND they each have different daddy’s !!
I heard that mixed nut bag just had fraternal twins ! AND they each have different daddy’s !!
by anonymous June 30, 2024
Get the Mixed Nut Bag mug.Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.
The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???
by QuacksO December 8, 2018
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Get the shady bag mug.My wife went to the auto shop to talk to them. She's a grocery bag of a woman she went to go throw a fit.
by TraYe1994 January 18, 2022
Get the grocery bag of a woman mug.A Ukrainian Sleeping Bag is a cozy and warm cocoon of love that is guaranteed to keep you snug as a bug in a rug, especially when you're getting down and dirty with a Ukrainian hottie. It's the perfect accessory for those cold winter nights when you're looking to cuddle up with a little bit of Eastern European warmth. Just make sure you're ready for some spicy shenanigans, because this sleeping bag is not for the faint of heart. #UkrainianHeat #SleepingBagShenanigans
I was freezing in my tent until I found a Ukrainian Sleeping Bag and now I'm toasty warm and ready for some Ukrainian heat.
by SomeShitPoster January 18, 2023
Get the Ukrainian Sleeping Bag mug.A word for somebody to skinny you can see his or her bones.
A person without a grain of fat or muscle.
A person without a grain of fat or muscle.
by MiraeChaos December 25, 2012
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