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work pot

pot used by people (usually musicians and other artists) when they want to get high, but not so high that it will prevent them from fucntioning.
give him some work pot and get on with it!
by adamramone October 3, 2007
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Work-induced Tourette's

The sudden urge to stream obscenities brought on by work.
First guy: FUCK! FUCK! CUNT! FUCK! SHIT!
Second guy: Work-induced Tourette's, eh?
First guy: FUCK!
by officemonkey October 23, 2010
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Workaspora

(n) - a social network consisting of the diaspora of former coworkers who scatter when a formerly-functional workplace detonates and everyone runs for the exits or loses employment. The post-detonation value of a workaspora to any particular member is directly proportional to the quality of the workforce assembled by the formerly-functional workplace prior to the detonation.
Example (1): She shouldn't have any trouble finding a job. The workaspora from her company is now spread out over every profitable firm in her industry.

Example(2): The reason that the workaspora from her company is so tight is that they had all loved working together before the merger and the shared suffering of the acquisition forced them to watch each other's backs until each person could get over the wall.
by Frustrated_Monolingual January 18, 2011
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workend

Duncan: 'Want to go golfing this weekend?'
Krys: 'I can't, sorry, it's a regular workend for me.'
by NeurofluidInteractive June 11, 2011
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No-worker;

a person that YOU work next to; one that does no work and gets paid with no blame

one that comes to work with no shame and does nothing

an employee that does some work but mainly surfs the internet

lazy}; Criss Angel;
My "No-worker;" is here today an I am behind in my work as usual.

Look at that no-worker, he just dressed for work.
by CorporateAmerica October 23, 2008
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nigratory worker

Black people that hip hop around from job to job until they can aquire unemployment to pay for thems swag
Lambo helped out a nigratory worker while unbeknownst to his he was already taken care of
by fagnanimous January 27, 2015
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he could work for BP

Used to describe someone who makes a snafu out of something deceptively simple. Refers to the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico. Can also be used in the feminine sense, as in "she could work for BP."
Dave: "Did you see Robert Green fuck up that easy save that could have won the game for England?"
Ralph: "That was devastating. He should have had that damn ball!"
Dave: "Hell, if he keeps playing that badly, he could work for BP!"

Sarah: "Oh, I cannot fucking BELIEVE Kimberly! How could she fuck up my order?"
Amber: "I know. She could work for BP."
by yugiohfan2010 June 19, 2010
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