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Nuclear War

A game in which two people have a curry and then take up adjacent stalls see who can produce more noxious explosive diarrhea.
Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
I was having a nuclear war. I won.
Damn good job.
by СукаБлять December 1, 2016
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edit war

On Wikipedia, an edit war is where someone changes an entry, and then someone else changes it back. These two then keep changing the entry back and forth rather than discussing the matter on the talk page.
Recently, and edit war on Wikipedia's 'British Isles' entry over whether it was right to include Ireland in the British isles led to textbook pbulisher Fallons to remove all references to the 'British isles' from the Irish editions of their atlases.
by Darth Ridley December 27, 2006
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Star Wars

the act of making out with another human being. but in code
hey, lets go watch some Star Wars ;)
by Mr.anonymously handsome January 3, 2011
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Emoji war

when you repeatedly text someone a single emoji and the text back to see who has the best one
Matt:🍆
Me :🍅
Matt:😫
Me:😭
Matt:👳
Me:👲
Matt:did we just have an Emoji war
by 88swaggie February 15, 2015
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This War Of Mine

This War Of Mine is a game that shows the harrowing depiction of war, not from the soldiers perspective - but the ordinary civilians caught in the cross fire. The beauty of this game is the terrible depression and despair you experience during your survival attempts. Even if you barely reach the ceasefire, you may not feel satisfied at all, and just want to try again until your survivors are safe and sound throughout the entire war, and you finally get to feel happy.
Ultimately it will not work, and your survivors will die - it is an inevitability and you will want to die along with them.
UserRed: "Holy shit bro I feel so bad, I just got Katia killed at Military Outpost, and before that I stole from the old man at the garage. Now Roman is angry and probably going to leave and Zlata cant stop crying. Im running out of meds and winter is coming."
UserBlue: "You need to stop playing This War Of Mine bro, Go outside, its depressing."
by Kongjie December 7, 2020
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Bang War

1: A couple who repeatedly cheats just to spite each other is in a bang war.

2: When someone goes about having sex with one specific persons partners, and the other person retaliates in the same way, they are in a bang war.
1: Shannon slept with two dudes after Dave cheated on her so he had sex with Jane and then she slept with his brother- that bang war lasted two years!
2: Zoe and Amanda have been in a bang war since high school when Zoe slept with Amanda’s boyfriend.
by Dancingbeaver1123 December 10, 2018
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Fools war

When you're playing an RPG and a fight lasts for over 5 minutes because the enemy keeps healing or calling for help.
"This dumb enemy has a regenerative ability...this is gonna be a fools war"
by TaraLovesTomatoes November 5, 2018
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