ghost wang

The result of somebody drawing a penis on your homework, report, etc. very dark so that when it is erased, it leaves behind a semi-visible drawing of a penis that haunts the paper forever.

My chemistry teacher would not accept the paper I had handed in; it had a ghost wang on it.

by Jimmy Borracho April 2, 2007

wank

predominantely British term for masturbation

Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

by Master Bates March 23, 2003

wannable

They are fans of the popular group that was made out of trainess from different agencies called Wanna One.

She/He is a fan of Wanna One called Wannable

by Once_Twice December 19, 2017

Cry wank

The ultimate display of self love/loathing, rubbing one out while weeping, superceded only by the ultimate cry wank, involving weeping while wanking, witha cigarette hanging from the mouth and a beer in your free hand.

I was so sad last night all I could do was cry wank.

by Mr C. Wanksalot July 1, 2005

Wangaboy

Someone who weekendly indulges in grams and grams of cocaine then reminises bout old school times and how he was hard and would knock u out.

"Damn muthafuckas who invited wangaboy guy again??"

WB: "Wangaboy tell a story"
K: " Shit, back off Wangaboy"

by Kenobo December 13, 2008

wangstrom

The unit for a standard size penis. This differs from generation to generation, much like an evaluation of IQ.

Girl 1: I'm sort of interested in this Ron, but I've heard some pretty tall tales about him. You know...sexual things.

Girl 2: They're all true. I dated him for a few months. He's about two wangstroms downstairs. If you know what I mean.

Girl 1: I'm totally going for him then.

by Hellofaday February 4, 2008

Wanker's tan

An expression of habit, where a person (generally male) stays in his room for a prolonged period.

'Pete's just got Football Manager 2009, so he'll be working on his wanker's tan for a while.'

by Middsyuwe January 24, 2009