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by bigpoopyshartspenisurmom November 21, 2021
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Ur Mom

Perfect come back and if anyone you don’t wanna hang out with asks you what your doing say this
A: Your the dummest person ever like nobody likes you

B: ur mom

A: uh—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: ur mom

A oh….. maybe another time! oh— uh- bye
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Absolutely massive and obeese also monsterous
My preesentation of UR MOM (UR MOTHER)

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
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your mother, birthgiver, ur dads wife/gf/one night stand.
i fucked ur mom gerald

GOD DAMNIT GERALD
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