Hooter Thunket

One who is caught unawares by a surprising fact, event, or idea. A person invented by John Hartford in his song of the same name.

He was such a Hooter Thunket, he never believed Barack Obama could be president of the United States.

by ô¿ô February 28, 2011

Plump trunk

A trunk where you put your plump chicken

Plump trunk can be used as an insult:

"you plumpy trunky chunky bitch"
or "macca the chunky funky hunky chunky schweff"

by plumpychunkybitch June 20, 2011

twankle

vagina (when used in prose or poetry)

Back in the day, you wore dresses down to your ankle; now they're so short, I can almose see your twankle.

by Bobby Rush July 27, 2004

junk in the trunk

Gay slang for depositing semen in someone's ass during unprotected (bareback) sex.

Dude! I was in the sling at Ft. Troff and this really hot guy was pounding! When he finished, he left his junk in the trunk, and there was a puddle on the floor!

by Markus Dastardly June 24, 2006

pop trunk

it means take a shit. you pop trunk when you have to imminently poop. so when these gangstas are threatening to "pop trunk on yo azz" or whatever, just laugh, because they think it's something hard-ass

Who the hell would break in through a window just to pop trunk on my oriental rug?

by drb0mb2 August 13, 2008

Trunk Swanga

A man who slangs big dick when he walks. AKA "the MAN switch"

Dick so big he looks like he swangin 20 yards of pipe in his trunks when he walks!!! There go Trunk Swanga right there!!!

by T-Swanga July 2, 2008

Twankie Deuces

A slang term referring to taking a smelly dump. Twankie describes the scent and Deuce refers to number 2 aka poop.

Hey brah, be right back, I gotta go drop some twankie deuces.

by DaWrathBinger March 15, 2010